REPORTER: [ON TV] And to update you on the story reported earlier, after a lengthy standoff outside the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation... two mutants were arrested and transported to the Ice Box... AUTOMATED VOICE: Entering repair mode.
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I had so much fun! You were like... [GRUNTS] And I was like, "Take a seat, shit dick." Just let me die in peace. [GRUNTS] We make a great team! Oh, God! We're not a team. [COUGHING] Why'd you say that back there? We're friends, partners. We're not partners or friends.
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Wonderful kid. RUSSELL: You can't stop me, Wade! [DEADPOOL GROANS]
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There's one bullet left in that gun. Wait, wait, wait! Please, just give me a second! I got this. Russell! Stay back! Go home, Wade! Let's talk. It doesn't have to go this way! That piece of shit... he deserves to die for what he did to you. He hurt you badly. Makes you wanna hurt others. But if you kill him, he wins. You become everything he says you are, but worse. You're just a kid. You don't wanna hurt anyone. How do you know what I want? Because I've been inside you. That came out wrong. I've been inside your shoes. Which is also off-putting. It's not a great analogy. The point is... there are people... There are people in this fucking world... besides him, who will treat you right. It isn't too late. Don't do it.
Deadpool 2
26.5s
Boy howdy. Hi. This is a toughie. [BABY CRYING] Yeesh. Oh, yes. You're already practicing your salute, huh? Yes, you are. Well, we'll take care of that, won't we? Jesus Christ! This is so much harder than I thought. Oh, I'm going to hell. That makes two of us. You can do this. [CLICKS TONGUE] This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. This is crazy. All right.
Deadpool 2
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Something is so terribly, terribly wrong.
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Holy... [GRUNTS]
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Stop, stop, stop! Stop!
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[DEADPOOL GROANS]
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Sick piece of shit.
Deadpool 2
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[WHEEZING]
Deadpool 2
8.5s
Not working out at all. Masking tape. It is no friend to chilled aluminum.