No. I'd buy them all a bouquet of hand jobs. Of course I fucking would!
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Nobody's gonna sacrifice anything for me.
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VANESSA: It's okay.
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They're headed into the tunnel. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word.
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I know. I love you, too.
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Chrome Bone. I haven't always been the best friend to you. But you've always been that to me. So thank you.
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Oh, God! Oh, God, time out! Time out! Cut. I've got bad guy blood, right in my open eye. Oh, that's so gross. [GROANING] Fuck. Looks like you left a little landing strip there. I like it.
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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I'm sorry, what? You heard me. Trust me, that's a terrible idea. I'm really not ready. You are ready. I'm not. Be at the X-Jet in five. I can do thirty. Now. I can do now. Final offer. REPORTER: Irene Merryweather, WHIT News. Live here at a breaking news situation at the Essex House for Mutant Rehabilitation. A mutant boy is appearing to have some sort of an incident... with police here behind me. RUSSELL: Get away from me! There are two police vehicles that are overturned. There are open fires. Fuck off! Stay back! REPORTER: A scene of absolute chaos here. OFFICER: Calm down. RUSSELL: I'll burn you! You stay back!
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Look.
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Stay back or Justin Bieber dies! [LAUGHS] Justin Bieber. He called you Justin Bieber.
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[WHINES] I just love being around you guys so much.
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Is this heaven?
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Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here. Don't fuck Elvis. Ooh, too late. I'm sorry?