We must talk. You need fresh start. [GROANS] Such a glare. It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year.
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[WOMAN SINGING]
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Why are you protecting the kid? [LAUGHS] I don't give a fuck about him... and his Are You My Mother? complex!
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[BOTH GRUNTING]
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What the fuck? You'd think the studio would throw us a bone. One that doesn't end up in my mouth. The first movie made more money than the guy who invented pants. They can't just dust off one of the famous X-Men? How 'bout that putz with the giant pigeon wings? What do those do anyway, huh? Carry him three feet off the ground to snatch up the nearest muffin crumb? [DOORS CLOSE] No, no, no! I am not X-Man material at all. First off... [BREATHES DEEPLY] I'm not even a virgin. Second and more... [GROANS]
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Black Evan, I don't know. All I remember is he was African-American.
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[GROANS] They say millennials are the hardest to reach.
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My people.
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[VOICES ECHOING]
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[SCREAMS]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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I've made a critical error on my Airbnb reservation. This is not what the website looked like at all.
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Lonely at the top, eh? They're moving us tomorrow.
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Sick piece of shit.
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Never underestimate a man with a mustache! Just ask anyone in Brooklyn. [WHOOPS] We did it! You're a goddamn superhero, you! X-Force!
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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RUSSELL: So you wear that helmet because your brother tries to read your mind? JUGGERNAUT: Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-steven. MAN: Someone's coming. It's Russell, sir. And he's not alone. HEADMASTER: Secure the children.
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[GRUNTS] I should have left you in the self-pitying mess I found you in. But this is what friends do. They show up! Not when convenient or easy. When hard, and you always make it hard. [BREATHING HEAVILY] You are unwell. I'm sticking my neck out bringing you here. [STRAINING] Wait. One of the assholes who killed Vanessa got away.
