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That's okay. Let me see here. Oh, God. That's why you're such a little bastard. No one's ever changed you. Yeah, you got a big, old stinky in there, don't you? God, it smells like Hitler's anus... which would makes sense, wouldn't it? Yeah. I think we both know I don't have what it takes to do this... so I'm just gonna change your diaper real quick... and then I'm gonna come back with my friend, Cable. He loves killing kids.
Deadpool 2
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Am I getting catfished here or...? Any powers you wanna tell us about? PETER: No. I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. No superpowers at all? Uh, I have both Type 1 and 2 Diabetes. Ow! Oh! That's all the diabetes. Right? Yeah, you got 'em all. If you find a Type 3, let us know. Yeah. You're in. Yeah. Fuck!
Deadpool 2
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I'm sorry. Shot after shot, it's not gonna change the fact that I think you're... Are you pissing? Are you urinating right now? You're making the face that you make when you urinate. Is he pissing? I'm on it! There you go, Dopinder. If you want to be a contract killer... you gotta handle a mop before you handle a gun. Although I don't quite understand how they are at all similar. 'Cause I could shove either one up your ass and kill you. Now, leave me. I get it.
Deadpool 2