Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Yeah.
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DEADPOOL: "Heart's in the right place." "Heart's in the right..." What does that mean? COLOSSUS: Take your mask off, Wade. I wish you'd said "pants". Let's play a game. It's called "Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?". Now, close your eyes and open your mouth. COLOSSUS: You don't need to be funny here.
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We must talk. You need fresh start. [GROANS] Such a glare. It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year.
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The hell you doin' here? Don't you know how to knock? I thought you saw me... with your ears. You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the... The wall? The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain.
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BLIND AL: I heard the news, sweetie. I'm very sorry. I am. What am I gonna do, Al? Probably something terrible.
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Go home, Wade. I don't have a home, Weas, you know. I got a...
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Knowing you. It was my fault.
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Don't worry.
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I'm terribly sorry for your loss, Wade.
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[TIMER DINGS]
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Ness. Ness, there's something here. I can't get to you. Your heart's not in the right place. [STAMMERS] Wait, hold on. What? Your heart's not in the right place. Wait. What do you mean my heart's not in the right place? What does it... [TIMER TICKING]
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Ness?
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WADE: About why we're so good together. VANESSA: I love you, Wade Wilson. [GASPS]
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WADE: Your crazy matches my crazy. VANESSA: I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. WADE: Skee-Ball token. You're a lot smarter than I look.
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There will be no need for that here. There's no locks on our doors, no bars on our windows.
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HEADMASTER: Well, Russell. I hear you're handy at picking locks.
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VANESSA: Open for business. [OVERLAPPING VOICES CONTINUE]
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You're broken. DEADPOOL: Oh, God. I know that voice.
