I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[GROANS]
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Oh. That's got some zip.
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OFFICER: Okay, get these guys in the pod. Take them to the Ice Box.[SIRENS WAILING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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What in the... Why is your hand so tiny again? That's not my hand. Oh! Mary, mother of Joseph! That was nice for me. [DOOR OPENS] Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy and... [GASPS]
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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!
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[GROANS]
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Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.
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OFFICER: Stand down! Hold your fire! Wade, what did you do? Colossus, no! You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material. No shit, Shiny Gandhi! What was your first clue? The hollow point through that fuckhead's face? That kid was abused! You can always tell! COLOSSUS: We have rules! You are not judge, jury or executioner! Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty! You let me down for the last time, Wade.
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[SHOUTING CONTINUES] [GRUNTS] Hey, baby!
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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[IN ENGLISH] I don't speak Cantonese, Mister... Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that. But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so... [SPEAKING SPANISH] Which literally translates to... I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker. [CELL PHONE CLATTERS]
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[WOMAN SCREAMING]
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[WINDING MUSIC BOX]
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DEADPOOL: To understand why I took a cat-nap on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel... I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. I'd gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. People nobody would touch. Except me. I'm gonna touch them all over. [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]