Wade? I'm right here, Althea. And that is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
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[COUGHS] I'm about to do something terrible.
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DEADPOOL: Precious, aren't they?
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And you're absolutely right.
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[BLUES ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SIGHS IN RELIEF]
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THUG: Look, bud. I said, "Your money or your life." "I'm thinking it over!" Motherfuck! Fuck!
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[LAUGHING] [JACK BENNY SCATTING ON RADIO] [COMEDY SERIES PLAYING ON RADIO] THUG: [ON RADIO] Hey, bud. Bud. JACK: Huh? THUG: Got a match? JACK: Match? Yes, I have one right here. THUG: Don't make a move. This is a stick-up. JACK: What? THUG: You heard me. JACK: Mister, Mister, put down that gun. THUG: Shut up. Now, come on. Your money or your life? [SNIFFS] [AUDIENCE LAUGHING ON RADIO]
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Kubler-Ross.Yeah. According to the Kubler-Ross model... denial is just one of the five stages of grief. Jesus Christ, Buck! No more speaking lines for you.
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Okay, I'm fine. I'm fine. You know what "fine" stands for, Wade? Fucked up, insecure, needy, and emotional. According to the...
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Wade, Yukio. Yukio, Wade. What in the fuck knuckles is this? She's my girlfriend, you intolerant shit. Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox & Friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony. I like this guy. Give him a chance. It's great seeing you like this. [LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Yeah.
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DEADPOOL: "Heart's in the right place." "Heart's in the right..." What does that mean? COLOSSUS: Take your mask off, Wade. I wish you'd said "pants". Let's play a game. It's called "Adrien Brody or Adam Brody?". Now, close your eyes and open your mouth. COLOSSUS: You don't need to be funny here.
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We must talk. You need fresh start. [GROANS] Such a glare. It's like I'm on stage at the Gaiety. With training, you can be X-Man. You're wasting your time, Shiny Jesus. I'm not X-Man material. Understatement of the year.
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The hell you doin' here? Don't you know how to knock? I thought you saw me... with your ears. You're lucky I didn't shoot you in the... The wall? The refrigerator? I'm in so much pain.
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BLIND AL: I heard the news, sweetie. I'm very sorry. I am. What am I gonna do, Al? Probably something terrible.
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Go home, Wade. I don't have a home, Weas, you know. I got a...