I miss by an inch, we lose. Ron. Ron. I can't do that. Come on. You can, man. Remember, just float. What the fuck you mean floating? Fuck floating. [Bennett] Fine.
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Grandma.
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[water splashing] He's alive. What? [Ron] That was incredible! But, Marcus, do cover your balls!
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[cawing continues] [distorted] That bird's about to shit.
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Covering my balls. [laughing] This guy.
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-Don't move. -[whispering] Okay.
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[panting] Whoa. Wha-- What are you doin'?
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But everybody else panics, but not you. You stay calm and collected. Like, you don't worry about any of it. One night in Green Beret training, they woke us up, put us in a boat, drove us a mile offshore, dumped us in the water and said, "Swim back."
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-I'll do it if you do it. -Oh, girl, hell no! [Kyla shrieks]
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[gasps]
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That's how you're gonna make that announcement? By-- By having us think that you had cancer? -Yeah! -Yeah! You guys. [chuckles] -Oh, congratulations, I guess. -[Kyla] Thank you. Thank you. Guess, um… I'm really happy for you. Aw, thanks, pal. Hey, that's not the whole story though. There's something about this baby that has to deal with you directly.
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All right, gentlemen. For the record, this is a Titleist 7 with two pink dots. Do we agree? Yes. We do agree that you are a dumbass. That is the wrong hole. That's the seventh green. The 18th green… that way.
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I watched so many guys wear themselves out swimming against the riptide as hard as they could. They had to be extracted. Me? I found out the trick was just float.
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I'm-- I'm her fiancé, Marcus. [Emily] She's not deaf, Marcus. She didn't wake up. You said her name five times. I don't-- -[woman] Hey, girl. -[man] Oh, my princess. -Oh. -Hey. -[man] How are you? -[Emily] I'm good. [man] Okay, okay.
