[sighs] You know, when we first saw y'all on this trip, we thought y'all was crazy.
Vacation Friends
17.4s
Oh, uh… Don't be alarmed-- -Hey. -Hi, yeah! Just a thing. You son of a bitch! You said we were best friends. [Kyla] Yeah, the hell? You assholes. How could you not invite us to your wedding? That's, like, fucked up!
Vacation Friends
16.1s
Now, put that bottle on your head. I'm gonna shoot it off. -Yes! [grunts] -Whoo! No. Hold on one second. Hold on a second. Guys, no. Seriously, stop playing. It's fine. We play this game at home all the time. Babe, he's not serious. We been drinking and we been smoking. -I don't-- No, no, no. -[screams] Count it!
Vacation Friends
1.2s
You said that?
Vacation Friends
1.4s
I'm glad I met you, Ron.
Vacation Friends
5.5s
It's mine. I was in the Army. I was a Green Beret. [Harold] Green Beret?
Vacation Friends
14.7s
Okay, in Mexico, remember? I was gonna run and jump off the cliff into the water. -You're like, "Don't cover your balls." -Yeah. So? Yeah, so, the impact from the jump, like, knocked the eight ball back in the corner pocket. 'Cause now-- now my balls work, man.
Vacation Friends
2.4s
Put what away? What are we doing?
Vacation Friends
5.5s
I'm sorry. This is a private event. It's cool. We know the bride and groom. And you are?
Vacation Friends
23.8s
You guys, let's live here forever! -Whoo! -[Marcus laughs] What are you-- [laughing] He's using a corkscrew on a regular bottle. That's not a wine bottle, man. That's not even a cork! -[laughs] -Whoa! My big, sweet dum-dum. -[Emily] Yeah, true! -[Marcus] Yep. [Kyla] Yeah! Yeah! -[Ron] My dick needs some face time! -[Kyla] Good. The room is spinning. Whoo! [Ron screams] I feel invincible!
Vacation Friends
1.8s
My balls work because of you.
Vacation Friends
1.2s
[whispering] What?
Vacation Friends
1.9s
[baby cooing]
Vacation Friends
1.5s
[whispering] Oh, you did.
Vacation Friends
1.6s
Two pink dots.
Vacation Friends
3.6s
Oh, Brooke, you remember when we had our spa day right before your wedding?
Vacation Friends
7.5s
We-- We need to talk. Where have you been? My brother got back from golf an hour ago. I really need to talk to you about something, like, right now.
