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Marcus. Marcus, wait. Wait, baby. Baby, why didn't you just tell me you slept with Kyla? [sighs] I don't know, okay. Everything was just so weird. And like you said, we were all so drunk. It's no excuse, but it's not like you were rushing to tell me you slept with her too. -But I didn't sleep with her. -But you thought you did. -Yeah, 'cause she was on top of me. -No. We were on top of you. You were not involved. -[Kyla] Almost. -What are we doing? [Kyla] You okay? That was scary, right? Now… What the hell?
Vacation Friends
50.9s
Hey, guys. I don't mean to pry or anything, but are you guys, like, secret billionaires or something? -Why do you ask? -'Cause this place looks very expensive. Oh, super expensive. We spent, like, every penny we had on this place. Yeah. Wait. Why would you do that? [man] My buddy Charlie came here way back when and raved about it. If we're gonna go on vacation, might as well go all out, right? And just go broke? Oh, we'll make more money. I work in a doctor's office. Ron here is a park ranger. And not to brag, we're pretty good. Kyla and I always say if we find ourselves with too much money, we haven't been spending it fast enough. That-- That's one way to live. You know, they say money buys you freedom, but how can you really be free if you're thinking about making money all the time? Well, I guess it's your welfare checks I've been paying. [chuckles] Possibly. Possibly, Marcus. -[chuckling] Anyway, to the happy couple. -[Kyla] To the happy, gorgeous couple! -All right. -[Kyla] Yeah, you're engaged! [giggles]
Vacation Friends
24.9s
Seriously? You-- You will never marry my daughter. What have you done to her? -He didn't do anything to me, Dad. -[Gabe] Enough! Move. Sis, you're not thinking straight, okay? Look, it's obvious to everyone besides you that you're marrying some loser who's only bringing you down. Yo, who you talkin' about? I am talking about you. You're utterly beneath her. You have trash friends, a trash job. And you wanna know why? Because you are-- -What? -[screams]
Vacation Friends
43.7s
Yes! [chuckles] -Oh, yes! -Oh, my God. -Yes! Yeah! Fucking A, Maurillio. Yes! -Yes! -[man] You had me! You were like… -[woman] That was beautiful! "The only thing I didn't need to think about was you." You guys! It was you. It was-- Baby, I love you! I love you so much. Baby, I love you so much. I love you. And you know what, I don't care that we lost the room. I know. I know how hard you worked. I don't care. We can camp out on the beach. I just wanna be your woman! No! No! Nobody's camping on the beach. -You get that out of your head right now. -I love you guys. -Like, you have to stay with us. -With us. Consider it, like, our engagement present to your beautiful souls. Yes. -Nah. Yeah. Yeah. We're okay. -Nah, we good. Yeah. We're fine. You're gonna say no to the Presidential Suite? It has a Jacuzzi and everything.
Vacation Friends
39.2s
Look around. Nobody cares. And you guys were so cute and peaceful this morning. We didn't wanna wake you up. Hair of the dog? Oh, I can't even look at another drink. Sit. Come on. We got shrimp nachos coming. Leave the heads on down here. -Oh, God. -Come on. Sit, please. [Marcus] Okay, you know something? -We gonna just head to the gate. -We gonna go. Yeah. -No! Whoa, whoa. -No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. Guys. We gotta do this again. The four of us are too good together not to! Yes! Oh, my God. You guys should come out for the Oregon State Fair next month! Yeah! It's in Oregon. We go every year. Last year, we took a double dose of DMT. Yeah, don't worry. It's all natural. It's just the chemical your brain releases when you die. -[Marcus] Oh, yeah. -Okay. Sounds fun. Great. Give us your number.
Vacation Friends