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[sniffles] I'm so sorry. I just can't breathe right now. -[Emily's mother] Oh! -[Kyla] Brooke. Sweetheart, it's okay. What's wrong? Back when we were dating, Darren was so sweet. No, he wasn't. [Brooke] A little. He was a little sweet. Well, what did Darren do to you, sweetheart? He's super mean to me all the time. He says mean things. Sweetie, what do you do about it? -Kyla. -What? No, I'm serious. -What do you mean? I-- -Okay, guys. Here's the thing. I dated a lot of shitheads before I met Ron, love of my life. They were just like Darren. These are the kind of guys that are like-- They think they're the alpha, but deep down, -they know they're just a little bitch. -Okay, Kyla… Next time Darren steps out of line, you pop him in the balls. Who are you? -You can do it very nicely. -This person is insane. I have a couple restraining orders. It's not that big of a deal. -[muttering] -This is a criminal. This is a criminal. -Can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah. Let's go chat. Are you sure you wanna leave them? Because we have our massages in two minutes, -and we're getting so much free shit-- -What are you doing? What? I was just trying to be helpful and give your sister some advice. By suggesting that she pop her husband in the balls? Yes.
Vacation Friends
28.2s
You didn't want to get my shoes messy? I figured you could hold on to them. I didn't know you were gonna drop 'em. I just was trying to save your sh-- You were trying to save my shoes. [laughs] You don't care about my wedding or me being happy for the rest of my life-- I just didn't know what was gonna happen. Ah! Motherfucker! Hey. Okay. You're choking me, man. You're-- -[grunts] -[panting] You're choking me. I know exactly what I'm doing. Marcus, I'm trained to escape this.
Vacation Friends
27.7s
"An exclusive, luxury experience." That's what the website said. This is really gonna bum out the whales. [Kyla] Baby, this is so gross. I won't be able to sleep at night if I know they've gone on this boat. You guys, you should just come with us in our boat. -[Ron] That's a great idea. -Wait a minute. That boat is yours? As long as we're staying here it is. We rented it. What do you say? Our treat. -I mean, I'm down if you're down. -[Kyla gasps] -Yay! -[chuckling] Oh. [laughs] Could you give us a second? -Gonna talk to my lady really quick. -No problem. Not a problem. -Be right back. -See you in a bit. -Baby. -Yeah, babe?
Vacation Friends