One shot. I stick it on the 18th green from here, we win.
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Kyla.
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-Do me! -Whoa, wait, what? Yeah. Your turn, go.
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One of the edible Cladonias.
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Okay. So I had them move your bags to the master suite. Oh, girl. That is way too much. What? No, no, no. Get yourselves comfortable. You are our guests. It is truly the least we can do after our wonky 'cuzzi fucked up your totally beautiful proposal. Well, look. Maybe… Maybe for tonight, okay? -Until we get another hotel. -Yes! -Yes! Oh, boy! -Settled. Who's thirsty? Sit, sit, sit. Get comfortable. Oh, if you guys are worried about privacy and you wanna get really kinky tonight-- We're extremely loud. I don't know what these walls are made of, but you seriously can't hear anything!
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What's there to get? I mean, everywhere we go, chaos happens. Right?
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You gonna eat that shit? Yeah, dude. It's a superfood. And it only grows in a rare section of the loblolly pine ecosystem. Okay, how you know all this weird crap? Licensed edible forager, man. Any self-respecting ranger is. Try some?
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[laughs]
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Nope. [panting] Damn, baby, you know there's a-- there's a hundred Waffle Houses in Atlanta. So then we'll just work our way up from here in concentric circles. Classic circle sweep maneuver. [Latin pop music playing]
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Is that right?
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6s
-You-- You did. -Only the good kind. Right. They were homeopathic. No, I'm talking about the cocaine.
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What is that? A Corvette, pre-owned? -It's a Ferrari, you dipshit. -$250,000. -Bought her brand-new. -Boom. [imitates sizzle] [Gabe] Now, Marcus, I understand a hundred dollars a hole is a lot of green for a blue-collar worker, so if you need to back out, go ahead and do it now. -Fuck you. -Fuck you. -No, fuck you. -Fuck you again. No, kiss my-- You know? Let me holla at you real quick. Can you excuse us?
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3s
Thank you so much. [chuckles]
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Ron and I are the only two people on the planet that know that y'all are engaged. Ah, I wish it could stay that way.
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[all laughing]
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[typing]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! What is wrong with y'all? Are you crazy? We in an airport! No, I will not mule your illegal drugs in my anus! -[laughs] -What?
