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Speaking, Mr. Parker. How'd you know it was me? Uh, let's just say after eight or nine calls, I become very much acquainted with the timbre of your voice. I'm just calling you to confirm you set up everything we discussed. Yes. Yes, yes. I have personally seen to it. The Dom Pérignon, the rose petals in the bed, the Bill Withers playlist "Greatest Hits: No Deep Cuts." Sir, if she says no after all this, I will marry you. All right, Maurillio. Not-- Not you too-- [man chanting] [whooping] [Maurillio] Sir? You trailed off. All good. Gracias.
Vacation Friends
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[horn honking] All right, baby. So, what color do you want for your beach umbrella? I picked indigo. Shit, I don't even know what indigo is. Also, look. Do you want a girl or a guy for our couples massage? Ooh. I don't actually think I want a couples massage with you. Why not? Well, baby, because you're always moaning and groaning and saying stuff like, "Ooh, yeah. Right there. Right there. Ooh, yeah. Don't stop." [sighs] Yeah. I be into it, man. When they touching the right spot, can't help but let 'em know how good it is. The masseuse likes that. And plus, I have so much tension, baby. Maybe you wouldn't have so much tension if you weren't always on your phone. Baby, I'm working on four projects at the same time. We gotta use different builders all across the city. You know-- -But you know what? You're right. -Hmm. I'ma put this away, and no more phones for the rest of this vacation. -[cell phone rings] -Oh, hold up.
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-What? These lunatics? -What? No. They look like they're having fun. We should try that. -That looks fun to you? -Yes. That's the reason why you don't see a lot of Black paraplegics. You know why? 'Cause we don't do stupid shit like that. Look at 'em. They riding around like they got no insurance. [engine revving] [woman] Oh, my God. This is the hotel? Maybe it's not too late for us to get a room at the Best Western by the airport.
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