Marcus kissed me on the forehead… in a Waffle House. That's huge.
Vacation Friends
19.8s
[both laughing] Mr. Parker! And you must be Emily. I'm Maurillio, the manager. Please help yourselves to a papaya paleta powdered in our house-roasted guajillo-cacao rub. Oh. I don't know what this is, but cheers! You must be very eager to get to your suite where there may or may not be a surprise waiting for you.
Vacation Friends
11s
[Marcus] Hey, man, you sure you okay? [Ron] The bullet just grazed me. I'm not gonna let a little scratch ruin my night. I mean, look at the four of us. This is magical, isn't it? Mmm. You know what's crazy, you guys?
Vacation Friends
3.8s
[chuckles] Try that. Oh, man.
Vacation Friends
2s
Now come on. Eat the moss.
Vacation Friends
1.4s
Jackpot.
Vacation Friends
20.5s
All right, dick holes. How much we betting? Hey, hey, man. Didn't you hear what he said? No drinking and no gambling. Marcus. Relax. Have some fun, all right? What do you say a hundred a hole? Count me in. [Bennett] Me too. Tell you what. Let's keep it fresh. Back nine we double the stakes. -Double? -Problem? [chuckles] Please. You see what I'm driving? [Ron] That's you, the red one?
Vacation Friends
8.9s
Where'd you get that? Who cares? Just help me whup the Brooks Brothers over there. Come on. I would love to beat these two assholes… -Do it. -…but I suck at golf! That's why you're lucky I'm your best man.
Vacation Friends
4s
A reminder that a powerful weapon like this should only be used when absolutely necessary.
Vacation Friends
7.6s
[chuckles] Yes! [both laughing] Oh, my God!
Vacation Friends
4.2s
What the fuck? You hit the bottle this time!
Vacation Friends
1.2s
[laughs]
Vacation Friends
1.7s
Emily! Ow.
Vacation Friends
8.9s
Well, we were thinking… destination wedding. -[romantic Latin music playing] -[chuckles] [chanting in Mayan]
Vacation Friends
5.5s
Okay. I'll do it if you do it. Jesus, Emily. I'm a mom now.
Vacation Friends
9.3s
A wise man told me once to… to just float. [Ron, Marcus chuckle] -All right. -Whoa, wait! [waves lapping]
