This is fucking weird shit. Okay? Now, the proposal that I want to make you is this...
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"Have a Cola and smile, Bitch" "I Got the Shit Kicked Out Of Me". Today, YouTube sensation Cassius Green is here. You had 500 million people watch you get pegged to the noggin and get utterly humiliated. It was effin hilarious. The way your hair went up like that...
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- Thanks for calling, man. - Yeah.
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## Could you play my clip now, please? Okay. Is it as crazy as the cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip? Not possible.
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That's alright.
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The whole world is laughing 'til they pissed.
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No, man. No, no. There's no fucking amount of money that will make me do that shit. Two things. One: it's a short-term contract. Five years. Done. Then we give you the diffuser antidote special sauce serum and you're back to normal. And the second one, and I want you to remember this. You're gonna have a horse cock.
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We are all sinners, but in every sinner lies a winner. The Lord lifted you from the whore house, you from flop house, you from drop house...
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Cassius, how'd you do that? Old man at the jobby-job. It's called the white voice. I guess I'm... a natural at it. That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! Dude, you sounded overdubbed. Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. That's a scam. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
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After a long day of hearty-ass work, you feel me? We ready to eat. This is where we get our grub on.
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San Francisco Chronicle, good morning. Um... Eric. Eric Arnold, please. One moment.
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Stick around because... I think a lot of these bitches are gonna be getting naked later. You know, I mean, your parties are the stuff of folklore. You got to meet the man of the hour though. Hey, Cassius Green. It's a pleasure to meet you. An honor even, sir. It's okay, he's friendly. He's friendly. Oh, yeah, how you doing man? You alright? I'm really well, thank you. Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift. It's amazing. Just don't call me "Mister." Oh, uh... Steve. I never said "Steve."
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You know, you sound like a radical.
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Well, why the fuck did you choose me? Out of everybody you could have chose, why did you pick me? - For what? - Cash. Cash. You are awesome. I've never seen anyone go through the ranks at RegalView like you did. And I want someone like that at WorryFree. Someone hungry. Someone who'll fucking shank their own friend in the back if it means getting what they want. Now, look, I can see that you're freaked out. And that you want to say no. But I wouldn't do that before you see what I'm offering.
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I'm going. You look like you're done here if you need a ride. Nah, Cash is on the way. But thank you.
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Nice work.
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I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of stomp a mud hole in your ass.com. Sorry to bother you but...