Cassius, how'd you do that? Old man at the jobby-job. It's called the white voice. I guess I'm... a natural at it. That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! Dude, you sounded overdubbed. Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. That's a scam. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
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Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day I just don't want to be stuck in their position. Ah, shit. D, wiper duty, please. Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. You can wipe my ass, Sal. Oh, really? With what? My tongue? Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. - # Shitty breath, Sal # - # Sal # - # Shitty breath, Sal # - Oh, God.
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We need a union at RegalView. That way, we all get paid. Okay. Okay. Well said, broham. I'm down.
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I...I should probably get back to work, man.
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- Can I get a light? - No.
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- What up bro? - What's up man? - Good man. - Aw, that hurt. It's all good. I've been telling everybody how you've been kicking all types of ass at work. Yea. I mean it's crazy. I'm finally... feel like I'm good at something. I'm feeling myself. - Word. - I'm a fucking monster at this.
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I got the muthafucking T-shirt. - Oh! - Check this. Oh! - I'm gonna go dance, man. - Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.
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Don't look into the light. Fuckin' asshole.
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Makes... makes me feel warm inside.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Give me the good stuff.
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Alright. Bye.
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Yeah.
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- Did you hear what he just said? - Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man. He told me the exact same shit three months ago. Nice earrings.
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Pack up your shit and get out. Well, fuck you and fuck you and fuck you! - What? No... - Fuck you! - Fuck you! - No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green. You're starting to sound a little paranoid here. We're the bearers of good news. Great news. Great mothafuckin' news. Great motherfucking news. Power Caller. - What the fuck... - Yeah, we just got the call. They think you're A-1 material. You're going upstairs my compadre. Yes. You are getting a promotion. 9:00 AM tomorrow morning. - Do you have a suit? - Of course he does. Powerful, young, strong, intelligent Power Caller. - But, but they, um... - Oh, God. They're gonna do what they're gonna do. You're not going against their actions. All their issues are down here. Not up there.
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You, uh... Hey. Power Callers, right? They make a shit ton of money, man. I'm talking about, like, Benz, and expensive house payment type of money. How the fuck is that even possible? If you selling the bullshit we selling, it's impossible. But they not selling the bullshit we selling. So, I guess comparing to what we doing to what they're doing is like apples to oranges. More like apples and the Holocaust.
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They say 150 million people watch this every night. Mmm. I, personally, love seeing a muthafucka get beat down and humiliated.
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So, why you ain't dancing' man? Motherfucker, I'm too old for that shit.