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- I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. No, that's an olive door. That's very clearly an olive door. That's a jade door. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. We're gonna go back to my office. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? Wait, do you still have to pee? I mean, I pissed on myself, man. So, no I don't have to pee. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry to Bother You
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And, so, our scientists have discovered a way. A chemical change to make humans stronger, more obedient, more durable and therefore more efficient and profitable. We are proud to announce to our shareholders that a new day in human productivity is dawning. Our workforce of Equisapiens will make WorryFree the most profitable company in human history.
Sorry to Bother You
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No. No, it's the same size. I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. It doesn't matter. I got a new one. What is up with you, Cash? You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. I didn't check it, cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck and I wasn't trying to do that... Can I see that?
Sorry to Bother You