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1m11s
And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation. They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? What the... what the fuck was that? - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? I don't give a fuck about that shit. If you had me snort some shit that's gonna have me mutated, man, I want you to fucking shoot me! Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? No, I'm not getting semantic. You're the one that's being semantic if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. Was it coke? Was it not coke? - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. Calm down, man. You're... I wouldn't just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you. I'm not evil. Okay? The reason you're not high is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now that to be perfectly honest you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? So, sit down and just take a breath, man. It's fucking adrenaline. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine, okay. Just breathe. Okay?
Sorry to Bother You
1m17s
I want to hear about some of that Oakland gangster shit, man. - Oaktown. - Just right here? - Just sit down? - Yeah. Well... Luckily, I have not had to put a cap in anyone's ass. Or head or anything. So, I don't have any cool stories, sorry. Alright, well I mean give us something. Right? These boring cunts are at every single one of my parties. You're different, man. Make an impression. At least take off the white voice. And I know you can bust a rap, right? No, actually I can't. Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit. I can't, man. I mean I can listen to rap, well, but I just can't rap. It's actually embarrassing. I don't know. I think he's lying. I think you can rap. I think you should rap. Rap, rap, rap... Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. ## # My name is Cash. I like to... # Smash!
Sorry to Bother You
24s
- I said the jade door. - That is the jade door. No, that's an olive door. That's very clearly an olive door. That's a jade door. Look, you got to get me the fuck out of here. Okay, calm, calm. This is a big misunderstanding. Okay? Let's just take a deep breath and calm down. We're gonna go back to my office. I'm gonna explain everything to you, alright? Wait, do you still have to pee? I mean, I pissed on myself, man. So, no I don't have to pee. Look, I got to get the fuck out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Sorry to Bother You
26.5s
- You smell great. - You smell great. What is that? Burberry. What you got on? - I forgot. It's just deodorant. - Smells expensive. Okay. - Yeah. Good. - We smelling good. Some smelling good brothers out here. You're an awesome man and I appreciate you. - I hope you find yourself. - Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks. - You want to get drinks? - Yeah! - How many drinks? - Two. Three. - Three? Five? - Four! Five! - Six? Eight? - Seven! Nine! - Ten? On me? - All of them! It's on me, no, it's on me now! - It's on you? - Yeah, it's on me now. - Alright. Alright! - Yeah, it's on me! - It's on you now. -Now!
Sorry to Bother You
23s
Greetings, Cassius Green. I hope you did not masturbate today. We need you sharp and ready to go. I detect the pheromones percolating out of your pores. They say to others around you: "Hold my penis while I piss on your underestimated expectations." Mr. Green, I am a computer but I wish I had hands to caress your muscular brain.
Sorry to Bother You
19.7s
No. No, it's the same size. I mean, I'm glad you're feeling yourself. Is that why you tried to booty call me last night? I didn't try to booty call you. I lost my phone. I told you. It doesn't matter. I got a new one. What is up with you, Cash? You called me at 3:23. You left a video message. I didn't check it, cause I assumed it was lewd as fuck and I wasn't trying to do that... Can I see that?
Sorry to Bother You