Yes, I'm so sorry to bother you. Yeah, well, let me tell you. I got a special for you. Look, you bring a chick home to your apartment. It's clean. It's stylish. Of course, it is. She's already seen that from the guy she was with two weeks ago. And then her eyes move over to those brown leather bad boys from the Insight Encyclopedias, Intellectual Edition.
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Oh, yeah? Spin Doctors. Classic! Tim, I want to chop it up more, but I gotta get to my squash game. Was that Visa or Mastercard? God, this voice shit is crazy.
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And you can feel that energy. I know that you can. People are starting to get emotional, and I love that. Does that mean we get paid more?
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Baby, can you please not talk about the sun exploding tonight?
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Nothing in this office is free, man, you gotta put money in there.
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Ah. Okay.
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# The shittiest breath in Oakland # Keeping turning, Troit. Turn. ...the fourth day of violent protests at WorryFree headquarters. Protesters say WorryFree's method of lifetime labor contracts is a new form of slavery. WorryFree CEO Steve Lift was interviewed on Oprah today. No. Conclusively no. Our workers do not sign contracts under threats of physical violence so, therefore, the comparison to slavery is just ludicrous and offensive. We're transforming life itself. We're saving the economy. I mean, we're... we're saving lives.
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"If you work hard enough as a fry cook, maybe you can become a manager!" Or... or "If you twirl that sign really well, then maybe you can twirl a larger sign on a more glamorous corner." No, I already have the best corner, and the biggest sign, and the best word. "Off." It is the anchor to the slogan. - So... - So, what's the point then? What you think, I'm just supposed to work, eat, fuck, sleep? No, I'm... I'm not saying that. I'm saying what we need...
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Yeah, but you know, I... I just... at the end of the day I just don't want to be stuck in their position. Ah, shit. D, wiper duty, please. Come on, man. I never get wiper duty. You can wipe my ass, Sal. Oh, really? With what? My tongue? Well, shit, it might make your breath smell a little bit better. - # Shitty breath, Sal # - # Sal # - # Shitty breath, Sal # - Oh, God.
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Yeah! - # Oh, yeah... # - Oh! # All right # Yeah! - Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes! - Yes! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - Hey! Hey! Hey! # All right, hell yeah... # # That's tight # # Hey # Where's the wine at? Power Calling all you motherfuckers! I'm going to have you playing basketball in Pelican Bay! Yeah! Baby, yes! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Yes!
I'd like to dedicate this imbibing of intoxicating elixirs. Here's to becoming a Power Caller!
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You're on your way. Pah! To where, heaven? Almost. PC, baby. Power Caller.
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Damn. It's making my diabetes act up.
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Okay.
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All I'm saying is if you don't cook the spaghetti in the sauce with the cheese in it first, - that's some white shit. - That's some bullshit man. You don't get to decide what's black and what's white. Well, that-that... but that's how black folks do it, man. - No, nigga, I'm black. - We talked about that, man. You kind of black, you Lionel-Richie black. Look, I... I make my noodles, then I put the sauce on, then... look it, then I put a little, uh, Parmesan... it doesn't even fucking matter, alright, 'cause pasta is from Italy. Italians ain't white! - Yes, they are, bro. - Yes, they are! Since the fuck when? Since the last 60 years, man. Spaghetti is Chinese. Speaking of white, I'm gonna make a toast. - Come on. - A'ight.
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It's all highlighted in my book. I lay out the whole thing. Many of the violent protesters are part of the "Left Eye Faction" and are identifiable by the black mark under their left eye. There's no employment for many people. Even sweat shops have been replaced by WorryFree LiveWork Centers. These places are prisons, and we're packed in there like sardines, fed cheap slop, and worked to the bone 14 hours a day. I Got the Shit Kicked Out of Me!
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Cassius, how'd you do that? Old man at the jobby-job. It's called the white voice. I guess I'm... a natural at it. That was all some puppet-master voodoo shit! Dude, you sounded overdubbed. Man, your white voice, man, it's fucking scary. Yeah, I've never seen that shit before. But I have heard about that Power Caller shit that you're talking about. That's a scam. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.