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And, see, this is how we begin the process of the transformation. They take what's called the fusing catalyst. And what happens is... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute, man. What the fuck did you give me to snort? Huh? What the... what the fuck was that? - Wait, what? - What did I snort?! Cause I'm, I'm not even fucking high. You're not what? Wait, wait wait. Wait. No, I don't give a fuck about that anymore, alright? I don't give a fuck about that shit. If you had me snort some shit that's gonna have me mutated, man, I want you to fucking shoot me! Cash. What you snorted was 100% Peruvian, man. I need you to be a little bit more particular, man. You know, they got fucking horses in Peru, probably. - Motherfucker! - You're gonna get semantic on me? No, I'm not getting semantic. You're the one that's being semantic if you refer to the fucking horses as a 100%. Fuck that. It doesn't even matter. Was it coke? Was it not coke? - What was it? - Cash. It was coke. Calm down, man. You're... I wouldn't just give you the fusing catalyst without telling you. I'm not evil. Okay? The reason you're not high is because your adrenaline is pumping so hard right now that to be perfectly honest you're starting to harsh both of our mellows. Okay? So, sit down and just take a breath, man. It's fucking adrenaline. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It's fine, okay. Just breathe. Okay?
Sorry to Bother You
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Fuck! It's strong, man! Oh, yeah. I have a proposition for you, Cash. And I want to listen to your proposition, Stevie. I want you at WorryFree. I see something in you. I think that you are more than just the world's greatest telemarketer since Hal Jameson. You know what that's very interesting. Boring, though. I want to talk about the dollars and zeros and the commas and shit. Cocky. I like it. Watch this little video proposal we put together and you'll understand everything. Alright?
Sorry to Bother You
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Everyone is talking about the WorryFree solution! WorryFree is a revolutionary new business and lifestyle model taking the world by storm! Baby, how much are they paying you? When you sign a WorryFree contract, you're guaranteed employment and housing for life! Stop worrying and get WorryFree! The WorryFree living quarters are state of the art, the WorryFree food is to die for, and WorryFree careers are fulfilling and satisfying! Cash, baby, what are they paying you?
Sorry to Bother You
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# Oh, yeah # # All right # # Hell yeah # - # All right # - # That's tight... # What's up, man! # Oh, yeah # # All right # # Hell yeah # # That's tight # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # # Hey # Millions of dollars went into these walls just to... make sure that thousands of calls can go out and in at the same time without jamming the lines.
Sorry to Bother You