Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
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Hey. Hi. Uh, uh, it's me, Kick-Ass.
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They should be back by now! It's definitely dead. Says on the Internet you're supposed to keep them in fresh water. It is just hungry. We must feed it.
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I am.
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What's wrong?
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Let me show you what real evil looks like.
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Great, um, Simon.
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That is not my name!
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My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
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Now!
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I've got some butterflies.
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I know. Tonight you die.
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Suddenly we represented everything that was wrong with society.
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Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
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Seriously? I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast.
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That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
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All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
