Oh, she's awake. Really? She's awake. Okay. Okay. Uh... Well, bye. Okay. Bye. Love you. Love you. Bye. Have a good day. Can I come? Kidding. No, we'll have a great day! We'll have a great day. Okay. Bye!
Neighbors
9.6s
Guys, don't talk. Please let me handle this. Okay- "Fraternity Severely Injures Economics Professor."
Neighbors
2.3s
I brought it into bed with us.
Neighbors
19.2s
I can't sell your house. Why? Well, because the only people who would want to live next to a frat house is a frat house. Oh, the university might be interested. I know the Spanish department is looking for a new building. Only thing, if you sell to the university, I'd say, optimistically, you're looking at losing about half your investment.
Neighbors
2s
And outdoor speakers!
Neighbors
2.9s
Oh, God. I can't believe this is happening.
Neighbors
7.4s
Wait. You guys shaved? Dude, I texted you. I said, "Shave." I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but... Not your face.
Neighbors
2s
Really? Yeah, man.
Neighbors
18.8s
Uh-oh. Mac attack. Hey! Hey, there he is. Hey- I need that Mendelson file by 4:00. Okay, yeah. And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that? Mac! Okay. Mac! What? Wait. Hold on.
Neighbors
23.1s
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. How's it going? I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I love you so much. I'm so sorry. I love you, I'm sorry. I was so stupid. What a stupid fucking fight to have. No, I was stupid. I'm really, really sorry. I'm so sorry. It was so dumb. It was really dumb. I love you so much, okay? Do you still like me? I miss you. I love you. Do you still like me? Yes, I still like you. Okay, good. I love you. Okay. She's so crazy. She's still behind you.
Neighbors
16.7s
Hey. Oh. Gay couple. There's a gay couple. Gay couple. They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy. That's awesome! Dream! It is. Well, it's the second dream. First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope. Hi! Hi! Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
Neighbors
8.5s
What? What? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Cutting through. What it is, y'all. What's up?
Neighbors
1.8s
- Peekaboo! - Oh!
Neighbors
57.1s
Dude, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I think you're freaking out about what you're gonna do next year. What? I'm trying to be your friend, okay? But I don't know why you try to hide this stuff from me. I'm a psychology minor, you know that. "I'm a psychology minor." Dude, why do you think you're so obsessed with that old couple next door, all right? It's because they remind you of the future. I'm sorry, but it's true. What the fuck are you talking about? You're trying to be my friend? Yes! Well, why don't you go fuck my girlfriend again? What? Yeah. I thought we were over that. What are you... How the fuck could I be cool with that, man? You had sex with my girlfriend! What are you... We said all those things, all right? They rhymed! What the hell was that? We said some shit that rhymed? Are you crazy, man? How the fuck would that make me feel better? You don't think I was clearly trying to mask how I really felt, so I tried to bro out with you? I don't know! You're a good actor! What the fuck am I supposed to think? Get the fuck out of here! God! Dude, take your shit out on someone else, all right? This isn't about me. Okay. That's right, Pete. Walk away.
Neighbors
19.3s
Half of all of our... We put all of our money in. This is all of our money. We can't lose half. But you keep half. We don't need that! What is that? Sold! And you keep making money no matter what! Real estate is a fickle bitch. Okay, maybe it's best you just go. Thank you for coming. Okay. That was not helpful. Well, okay.
Neighbors
10.3s
- There are the girls. - Hi. How's it going, sweetie? Good. What's happening? There you go. She's excited to see you. Wait, wait. Hey.
Neighbors
1.5s
Bottom of my heart.
Neighbors
11s
What the fuck? Ew! So gross! I never wanted to have to use that on you! What the fuck, man? It's a blessing and a curse! Get the fuck out of here! You're so gross!