Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. Just look that way. Just turn around. Why is she... Okay. I think it's over. We still did that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. Hello. What are you doing in your Jumperoo? This never happened. We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. Just because we have a house and a baby doesn't mean that we're old people. No. Fuck old people. Old people don't fuck like we just did. Baby, I nearly came. This is like The Brady Bunch. I know! What's nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it. It's legitimate, right? Neighbors. Hey. Hi.
Neighbors
5s
What are you wearing? What is this? What are you doing? Yeah. We're throwing a Robert De Niro party.
Neighbors
7.7s
Okay! Let's do it. We're back. We're back in business. Okay. Okay. We are back. It's happening. Okay.
Neighbors
4.2s
Shit. Don't hit me. I'm so tired. I know. Let's just go to sleep.
Neighbors
19s
Get the hell out of here. Everybody out! Hootie-hoo! Let's go! All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo! What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the... That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on. Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay. Yeah. There wasn't anything behind it. You used so much tongue! Upstairs clear!
Neighbors
1.7s
"Who cares?"
Neighbors
2.7s
Whoa. Hey, man, buy him dinner first. Fuck this bush!
Neighbors
1.3s
We are fucked, man.
Neighbors
12.2s
Fuck you! No, no. I'll fucking kill them! No, no. Boom! No. I'm buying a fucking gun! No, you're not! I'm not buying a gun! You're right, it's a bad idea. Bad call. What about one of those small prostitute guns? No. You're not buying a gun.
Neighbors
9.5s
He's right there! He's right there! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? We got to get him out of there! Distraction. Okay, distraction. What? What do we do? Distraction, distraction. I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
Neighbors
7.7s
Life's crazy. It is crazy. I milked you. You're a human being, and I fucking milked you.
Neighbors
10.1s
Well, it's still really good to see you, man. Great to see you too, buddy. All right, brother. Good to see you. Bring it in for the real thing. Nice, okay. Good to see you, dude. You know what? While I'm here...
Neighbors
23.7s
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, fuck! Oh, no. He sold us out. Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming. Oh, shit. They're right there. - Just go, you answer it. - You answer it. You answer! You are gonna answer. You do it. You do it. You do it. We're just getting dressed! I'm naked! No, I see you guys right there. One moment. Act like you just woke up.