It's like Edward Scissorhands. Do you like it? It's a really expensive bush! I'm sorry, I felt inspiration. What was I supposed to do? I'm about to rip this shit out of the ground.
Neighbors
13.2s
Hey, what's up, man? Hey, man. What's up? What's up? You good? Yeah, I'm good, man. How's it going? Everything's good. Fucking great party. Great party, right? Awesome party. Yeah? Yeah, man. Yeah.
Neighbors
4.2s
That's all my weed, and it's really hard for me to get weed. Oh, shit.
Neighbors
4.8s
Milk yourself! Try milking yourself! I can't... Ow!
Neighbors
11s
Okay, Teddy's fucking Brooke, but Brooke wants to fuck Pete. But she's afraid because Pete and Teddy are best friends. We've gotta get Brooke to hook up with Pete publicly. Then Teddy is gonna want to kill Pete and the whole frat will implode.
Neighbors
2s
I gotta feed Stella. Okay.
Neighbors
1.4s
It's not working.
Neighbors
1.9s
Fuck me! Fucking idiot!
Neighbors
2s
I don't even know what the fuck to do with this.
Neighbors
1.9s
Oh, shit! That's not a balloon!
Neighbors
4.6s
Just, normal. There's no normal way to milk a human woman. Okay, okay! Come on!
Neighbors
4.2s
Ow! I can't do it. Don't yell, just try to... Come on! Ow! I'm sorry.
Neighbors
8.1s
It's like, I make... I'm a more obtainable goal. Yeah, you're like the relaxed-fit jean guy. Yeah. I'm the relaxed-fit jeans.
Neighbors
13s
I'm Taxi Driver De Niro. Yeah, I'm Meet the Fockers De Niro. I'm watching you. I'm watching you. Who painted that mole on your face? Did you do that yourself? Yes, I did. Yes, I did, Focker. Who are you?
Neighbors
5.2s
How are we supposed to stand on the shoulders of giants? Tell 'em, Teddy. I'll tell you how.
Neighbors
3.7s
I know you're all wondering why I brought you here. Behold.
Neighbors
8.8s
No... Yes? No. Yes? What are you doing? What are you thinking?
Neighbors
8.6s
We are not high-fiving. Oh, God. It tastes funny. They say it tastes good to the baby. It tastes funny to me. Just relax. Just settle down. Okay.
