Michael Keaton's Batman was like, "Hey, I'm Batman." "No! Hey, I'm Batman!" "No, dude, no. I'm Batman. This is what Batman sounds like." "I'm counting on it!" "No, I'm counting on it. I'm Batman." We actually met in college. Yeah. Aw! Yeah, I was here for an exchange program. I was only supposed to stay a semester, but then he convinced me to hang around. Aw! Yeah. What's cool is we're almost roommates. Dude, we are almost roommates. Our rooms are, like, 10 feet away from each other. Dude, we can have walkie-talkies, actually. It would just work all the time. It would be awesome. Let's get walkie-talkies and talk to each other all the time. Walkie-talkies and earpieces and shit. Oh, my God. That would be so dope. It'd be so fun. So, how did you meet Teddy? I saw him. He saw me.
Neighbors
13.8s
We fell asleep. Let's go. Let's go. Okay, let's go. We'll go now. Wait. Shit! Another video. Best night ever. Look at how much food I just ordered. I'm not even hungry. It's so wasteful! We missed it.
Neighbors
5.4s
I'm talking even bigger than last year's White Trash Bash. No, no, no!
Neighbors
2.4s
You know how many BJs I've been promised?
Neighbors
2.2s
Oh, yeah! Magic mushrooms!
Neighbors
1.2s
All right.
Neighbors
10.5s
Everybody out! Party's over! Let's go! This is not a fucking drill! Stop standing around! Let's go! Drinks down! No alcohol outside! Get the fuck out of here!
Neighbors
27.2s
Hey, Mac, Kelly. What's up? We hate to be these guys, but do you mind just, like, kind of... Just keep it down. Just a little bit. A little bit. The music? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, just a tiny bit. First off, my bad. Yo, guys! Music check! We have neighbors, for Christ's sake! Come on. Thank you. That's a big bong. Is that a two-story bong? I really appreciate you guys coming by. Out of control. Awesome, man. Well, thank you so much. That's all we wanted. Cool. Great.
Neighbors
1.9s
I'm not gonna throw that all away now.
Neighbors
12.1s
I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Neighbors
1.4s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
1.4s
There you go.
Neighbors
3.8s
Oh, no. I was just kidding, anyway. So weird.
Neighbors
1.9s
I give you beer pong!
Neighbors
24.3s
Welcome to the lion's den, my friend. Yes! This is my room. Off limits during parties. This is where we keep all the important shit. Alcohol, drugs, passports, ping-pong paddles. Those things are always fucking disappearing. Yeah, dude. My bros is always stealing my paddies. Right? What the fuck? Holy shit! That's a lot of fireworks. Can we light some of those off right now? No. Man, literally, the last time we lit those off, we burned the house down.
Neighbors
6s
All righty. Well... Dope. PETE". Com. All right. We're okay. Cool. Later! See you, guys.
Neighbors
9.4s
Here we go. Here we go. Here they are. Okay- I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.