Hey! You Delta Psi? Yeah. Are you a Delta? No, my roommate was. I used to wear his ties to get girls.
Neighbors
9.2s
I will take the gentleman's route out and call it a day, for no ejaculation will be occurring due to over-intoxication. Thank you.
Neighbors
1.2s
Guys!
Neighbors
11.6s
You shouldn't have called the cops, bro! Okay- Okay, very good. Very good. Okay. Congratulations. You better put that in the recycling bin. All Of it. All Of it.
Neighbors
1.6s
No! Teddy!
Neighbors
11.8s
Oh, that's so sweet. No one ever knows she's a girl. What? Of course she is, because you're a little princess. So, you're the little princess. You're a little... Oh, she just scrunched her little nose! So cute.
Neighbors
1.9s
Gentlemen, take a look at the wall.
Neighbors
1.4s
Fuck him up, Teddy.
Neighbors
16s
You don't know that. People could want it for after. Like, for cuddling, and it's like a love... Okay, you're right. It's just a limp dick. Hey, you boys have to go digital. Look at that 3-D printer go. Look at it go! That's awesome.
Just stop. Look, you just take these spy glasses. They look totally like normal glasses. You wear them into the frat house. Teddy's gonna start pushing you around and fucking with you, like he always does. Like I've seen him do a million times. At that moment, you just push back. Okay? Just push back. The rest will take care of itself. He'll haze the fucking shit out of you. It'll all get caught on this camera.
Neighbors
19s
Get the hell out of here. Everybody out! Hootie-hoo! Let's go! All right, fellas, get a move on. Hootie-hoo! What the fuck is wrong with you, man? What the... That was, like, a distraction so they couldn't see what was going on. Grow up! It worked. Okay. Okay. Yeah. There wasn't anything behind it. You used so much tongue! Upstairs clear!
Neighbors
23.7s
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, fuck! Oh, no. He sold us out. Fuck, they're coming up the driveway. Oh, shit, they're coming. Oh, shit. They're right there. - Just go, you answer it. - You answer it. You answer! You are gonna answer. You do it. You do it. You do it. We're just getting dressed! I'm naked! No, I see you guys right there. One moment. Act like you just woke up.
Neighbors
4.2s
Shit. Don't hit me. I'm so tired. I know. Let's just go to sleep.
Neighbors
9.5s
He's right there! He's right there! What do we do? What do we do? What do we do? We got to get him out of there! Distraction. Okay, distraction. What? What do we do? Distraction, distraction. I'm gonna jump off the balcony. What?
Neighbors
6.5s
Oh, my God. Look at that guy. That guy's the sexiest guy I've ever seen. He looks like something a gay guy designed in a laboratory.