What are you doing? I'm sorry. Fuck. Oh, no. Okay, relax. I'm sorry. What the fuck? It broke. I totally broke it.
Neighbors
3.1s
Yeah, I agree. I'm just trying to lighten the moo-ood.
Neighbors
8.5s
Holy shit. I'm just kidding. Sort of. What's up, man? Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP. I had this job interview, so...
Neighbors
14.9s
All right, balls before dolls. Compadres before I sleep with tu madres. Brad Pitt before grab clit. Deez nuts before skinny sluts. Masturbate before I ask her to date. Beef stew before watching The View. Male erection before One Direction.
Neighbors
12.3s
Yeah, this is amazing. I want a baby. I'm gonna have a baby. You don't want a baby. Oh, I do. Would you be my surrogate, Kelly? No! Dude, don't ask that. Don't be so fucking offended. It's not like we're gonna have sex.
Neighbors
10.4s
Oh, good. Yeah, I'm good, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm a bit bored, but I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, I'm bored, too. My boss just invited us for a play date, so we can both just kill each other.
Neighbors
7.6s
Holy shit. That was close. I could not deal with that right now. Fuck, no way. Jesus. I'm exhausted. That would be a fucking disaster. Oh, Jesus.
Neighbors
1.9s
He's coming. Kelly, it's over!
Neighbors
1.4s
No, no, no! Yeah!
Neighbors
7.4s
It's like a White Russian. Lay down, sweetie. Oh, it fucking hurts! I need this milk out of me. Okay, we'll get that milk out. Get the pump. Ow!
Neighbors
7.4s
Baby. Yeah. Baby, let's be spontaneous. Let's go fuck on the kitchen floor. Yes! Come on. Let's do that shit. Whoo! Let's do it!
Neighbors
5.8s
You're so cute. You're like a little possum. Look at you. I'm a possum. I'm a possum.
Neighbors
2s
Cheers. Here we go.
Neighbors
1.3s
One more, one more, one more.
Neighbors
1.4s
Okay, I got it.
Neighbors
14.8s
Fraternities. They live and die on the concept of brotherhood. I know. The only way to break it apart is to get in there, infiltrate a party, and get them to put hos before bros. Hos don't go before bros. It just doesn't work like that. A ho has never gone before a bro. Maybe I have been a ho who's taken down some bros.
