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25.6s
Wait. Shit! Diaper bag! It needs to be restocked. I gotta get more shit. Okay. Okay. You know what? She needs an extra Onesie in case she craps herself. I think I better pump. You gotta pump? I think I need to pump. She wants your necklace. Give me your necklace. Now, go pump. We should get the cooler. Okay, here we go. Wait. If we're bringing the swing, let's just bring the Jumperoo. We have room. I think we have room. Butt Paste. I don't know where the Butt Paste is. I don't know where it is. Binky, Binky, Binky. I don't know where the Binky is. Binky's over here. I got Binky.
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30.8s
We're hip. "Oh, they're like us. "This could be us in a few years." Yes, respect. They'll want us to like them. Yeah. Then we say, "By the way, keep it down." Exactly. Well, we won't say it like that. We'll just... No, of course not. I'll say it. Like, we'll just... You know, "Keep it down." You're doing it a little weird. Do it again. Do it normal. Yeah. Like... I'll throw it away. Just throw it away. Just like, you know, "If you could just keep it down." Just say it normal! I can get it! It's an important, key phrase here. All right, you do it. You do it. Okay, watch. I'm just gonna do it like this. "Keep it down."
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32.6s
Okay. Are you ready? Me and Kelly, we have found a way to give the frat their last strike. Get them out of here forever! Out! Why are we doing this? Didn't we already win? Remember? "Bros before hos," that whole thing? It's over! They're still fucking there! There's beer cans on the lawn. They're barbecuing. So? "so?" it smells delicious in here. Try living next to it. Try living next to it! Hey, you guys don't want to go back to your boring ass lives as parents. That's what it is. I'm surprised and shocked, honestly, that it is so hard to convince you, of all people, that this is a good idea. What? One of those childs is having sex with your wife.
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