Come on, come on! Damn it! One, two, three? No! Oh, God! Oh, God! My God, Jesus! What the hell, bro? What up, Teddy? What the fuck? "Boobs" upside down! I can't do "boob." I can do "Bob." I can do "cock." I can do "C-O-K." Sixty-nine? Sixty-nine? There's three numbers! What other stupid number combinations are there?
Neighbors
5s
You can't tell anyone I showed you this. Okay, baby? Oh, my God. Shut up, Scoonie. I'm sorry, baby.
Neighbors
1.4s
Really.
Neighbors
1.4s
Fuck me!
Neighbors
1.4s
Ahhh!
Neighbors
2.2s
Holy shit! Did you break your leg?
Neighbors
4.7s
Hey. Do not let anyone upstairs, you got me? Yes, sir.
Neighbors
5s
What was that? Shaggy, Scooby, Jizzface, let's investigate!
Neighbors
5s
There's gonna be hundreds and thousands of Teddys living next door to you for all time.
Neighbors
2.3s
Lame that we're on probation.
Neighbors
20s
What's up? Yeah, one more thing. No more thing! These glasses, there's a camera in them. No! Oh, my God! The asset's gone rogue. Shit, he's still talking. Your neighbors got me to wear them, so they could film you hazing us, so the fraternity would get dissolved. And this isn't the first time. No, no, no, no. They flooded the basement. They got Brother Pete to hook up with Sister Brooke.
Neighbors
1.2s
Two left!
Neighbors
1.6s
Jimmy, are you okay?
Neighbors
10.9s
Our school's insignia is in Latin. This is in Jewish! What? We're not off probation! The old people have the upper hand. We got to get everyone out of here! We got to get everybody... Hootie-hoo! Hootie-hoo!
Neighbors
1.5s
What the fuck?
Neighbors
23s
Are you okay, man? You seem distraught. "You seem distraught"? I mean, you've always been, in my opinion, like, our strongest pledge, and now you're talking back. I'm scared. You're scared? I'm fucking scared, man. I'm tired all the time. Fucking tired. I miss my mom. Oh, no, Assjuice. Breaking? The guy was right. Everybody breaks. Okay. I'll tell you what. You go up to my room. Lock the door, draw yourself a bath. Relax.
Neighbors
1.2s
Fuck!
Neighbors
2.7s
Everyone's clearing out. Oh, my God! Everyone's leaving!