Yeah. What's happening? You called about your neighbors?
Neighbors
9.4s
Here we go. Here we go. Here they are. Okay- I feel so lame. I can't believe we called the cops.
Neighbors
36.8s
Hey, Teddy. It's Mac again. Your neighbor. You said to call if it was ever too loud. So, we're calling. It's too loud. Can you please keep it down? It's 4:00 in the morning, our baby's awake. She's freaking out. Thank you. Ten times. I've called him ten times. What do we do? If we actually go over there and tell them to keep it down, we're gonna seem so lame. We're gonna have to call the cops. We call the cops? Yes. He told us not to call the cops. Do it anonymously. They do our dirty work for us. We're cool, they shut up, she goes to sleep. Done. We have no blood on our hands. We're innocents. We're innocents in all this. It's a good idea. It's a good system. Let's do it. Okay, I'm doing it. Let's do it.
Neighbors
26.1s
Everybody has caller ID. You're Mac Radner. Okay, yes. You called us. Why did you call us? I called the cops because you were being noisy, man. And I tried to get you to stop, and you wouldn't stop. They won't stop partying! Officer, you know how it is. We're just trying to get to sleep. We have a little baby. We have a baby. Mac's working in the morning. We got jobs. They were at the party with us just last night. Did you party with this kid? We don't party with them! We shouldn't be in trouble. We haven't done anything wrong. We have a baby. We're parents. Well then, what do you call these?
Neighbors
15.4s
Well, it looks like you guys were partying with him. You party pretty heavy. That's a joke photo! It's a joke? That's a joke! It's not a good joke. Okay, you know what? Let's end this. I'm sorry. I rescind the complaint. You can go. No noise complaint. You know the boy who cried wolf?
Neighbors
3.4s
I'm too fucked up! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Neighbors
4.8s
Man, parenting is easy. Look at that! Yeah, two hours a day. Yeah.
Neighbors
16.8s
Of course. The joint file. You guys are doing a joint file? We have a joint file together. Yeah. We're pretty deep into it. It's tight. It's pretty thick. It's a big file. Pretty fat file. It's dank. We should blaze through it, probably. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation. Okay- Because we are in the weeds.
Neighbors
51.3s
Hello? Hey! Oh, my God. You guys have to come out with me. I haven't seen you in forever. Yeah. What's going on? Okay. My friend is spinning at the Royalton tonight. There's a rumor that Prince might perform. I really need to get out of the house. I have not been out since Jimmy and I got divorced and I really need you there. Please? How do we do this? Do I call the babysitter bunch? I don't know about that. Let's just... It's too late. We'll... Okay. Why don't you drop it at the fire station? We can't leave her at the... What are you talking about? That's not how it works. The baby drop. Okay. No. I'm kidding. What are you, like, having a baby, you, like, lost your sense of humor? What are you doing? I am using the little box in the Face Time to put makeup on. You're not even looking at us, are you? No. Who looks at the other people when they Face Time? Why are you guys not coming out? Is fucking Jimmy there? Jimmy? No, Jimmy's not here. We don't have a babysitter, so... Yeah. Hello. Fucking bring her.
Neighbors
18.8s
Uh-oh. Mac attack. Hey! Hey, there he is. Hey- I need that Mendelson file by 4:00. Okay, yeah. And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. I'll have it to you by 3:30. How's that? Mac! Okay. Mac! What? Wait. Hold on.
Neighbors
16.7s
Hey. Oh. Gay couple. There's a gay couple. Gay couple. They seem like a nice couple. They're so happy. That's awesome! Dream! It is. Well, it's the second dream. First dream, Taco Bell opens next door. That would be fucking dope. Hi! Hi! Hey. It's a fabulous neighborhood.
Neighbors
2.5s
Whoo! Okay!
Neighbors
41.9s
Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. Just look that way. Just turn around. Why is she... Okay. I think it's over. We still did that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. Hello. What are you doing in your Jumperoo? This never happened. We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. Just because we have a house and a baby doesn't mean that we're old people. No. Fuck old people. Old people don't fuck like we just did. Baby, I nearly came. This is like The Brady Bunch. I know! What's nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it. It's legitimate, right? Neighbors. Hey. Hi.
Neighbors
10.8s
What the fuck? Oh, my God! Oh, no! Oh, no! We can't be the only people in the neighborhood who are sick of this bullshit, you know. We've gotta get everyone on our side. We could lead a revolution. Oh, no.
Neighbors
1.4s
Oh.
Neighbors
25.2s
Hey, dude. What's up, man? What up, man? How's it going? Good to see you. Good to see you, too. You're one of those guys! I am, yeah. Yeah. It's a pretty good gig. Yeah. You'd be surprised, I actually meet a shit-ton of girls here. Not that surprised. Your body basically looks like a giant arrow pointing right towards your dick. Oh, my God. Thank you. No problem, man. I think that's a compliment. It is a compliment. We went nuts. It escalated very quickly. It escalated to a really crazy place. That was really nuts, man.
Neighbors
20.6s
How are the guys? They're all great. They got a big house off campus. Pete's a fancy architect, designing buildings and stuff. How's the rest of post-college life treating you? It's good, man. I'm having fun. I realize I probably should have studied a little bit more. Little bit. But I'm going to night school to get my degree, so... Awesome, man. Yeah.