Oh, my God. I was so rude to her. I don't know what to do. What do we know? What didn't we have in college? I didn't have any money. I had no money either. We had no money. They're broke. They don't have any money. We fuck with their house. They can't afford to fix it. Yes. They have to move. Yeah, fuck them! Fuck them! We're gonna fucking fuck them! Fuck them! We are going to fuck them! Fuck them!
Neighbors
10.9s
This is gonna ruin us. I mean, the foundation is flooded. We can't pay for this shit. They're gonna condemn the house. Okay, well, on that note, maybe we should clean up and not stand here with our dicks in our hands.
Neighbors
9s
No. Yeah. Really? What did you think? I thought that was her name. No. Oh, no. What do they call it in Australia? "Chancellor." No, she's the chancellor.
Neighbors
2.7s
The US plays Red China in ping-pong.
Neighbors
16s
And now, as President of Delta Psi... And Vice President, we call... Our first official meeting in the new house to order. Chivalry above self! Much like Scoonie's cock, this year is going to be legendary.
Neighbors
2.7s
Ems; Bye, Stella! Bye, Stella!
Neighbors
3s
Welcome to the neighborhood. Take it sleazy.
Neighbors
6s
All righty. Well... Dope. PETE". Com. All right. We're okay. Cool. Later! See you, guys.
Neighbors
25.9s
What's her name? Stella. Stella, yeah. That's the best name ever. Are you kidding? She's a little flirt. Oh, like her mom, I bet. Mmm. Cool. Anyway, just wanted to let you guys know that in this neighborhood, we don't keep off the grass. What? You know what I'm saying? No way! Legalize it, y'all. A joint. Thank you, guys. Also, if you could maybe, just sometimes... Keep it down!
Neighbors
1.2s
All right.
Neighbors
12.1s
I think we should invite the old people in. They're old and lame. I mean, yeah, I like their baby, but this is no place for a baby. Yeah, I know. But they're our neighbors. They can make our lives a living hell. We need them on our side. If we're cool with them now, they'll be cool with us.
Neighbors
2.9s
Delta Psi puts on a production of Julius Caesar.
Neighbors
2.8s
Travel back in time with me to 1930.
Neighbors
18.9s
Christ! What the fuck? They're so loud. They're gonna wake Stella. What do we... What do you think we should do? We should call the police. No, no, no, no, no. We can't do that. We should go over there, okay? And talk to them. They'll listen to us if they think we're cool, you know? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Okay- Grab the baby monitor.
Neighbors
11.6s
Yes! Pete, do you want to tell us about your first summer as a Delta? My parents got divorced. And where did you go? Right here. And what happened? I cried. Why did you cry? Because I felt safe.