You and me, we should go upstairs, because... Because I need to tell you something. Okay?
Superbad
10.7s
My hand! Monster! Nicole! Nicole, get Daddy. - Get Daddy. - Get Daddy! - Oh, shit. - Get away from my kids!
Superbad
2.2s
I don't know. Nothing. It's fine.
Superbad
4s
Okay, okay. Here we... Here we go.
Superbad
12.7s
Why do you guys have detergent? I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops. Because I fucking rule. - We are so gonna get laid tonight. - I am. I'm gonna get laid. We're finally gonna get our drinks on.
Superbad
2.2s
Yeah, I think I have it.
Superbad
12.7s
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it. Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
Superbad
3.1s
I'm McLovin. I am McLovin.
Superbad
5s
- And this one. - It's off. Hey, wait, careful.
Superbad
16.4s
- Super gay. - All right, let's stop this madness. - Let's just go get some dessert. - I can't, I gotta go meet my counselor. I'm picking out my classes for next year. So I gotta sit and eat dessert alone, like I'm fucking Steven Glanzberg? I gue... Yeah, I mean, what do you want me to do?
Superbad
3s
- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.
Superbad
16.6s
Yeah. Sorry, sure. You know, why not? Let's do it. I haven't conversed in ages. - Okay. Ladies... Ladies first. - Okay. - Thank you very much. - No problem. - Watch your step. I fell earlier today. - You serious? Well, I was hit by a car. It's a long story.
Superbad
3.8s
What the fuck?! Help me.
Superbad
5.9s
Well, you gotta get me some Kyle's Killer Lemonade. Kyle's Killer Lemonade. That's kind of gay, but I can get it for you.
Superbad
2.1s
Right in the nads!
Superbad
6.4s
It's 10:33. What?
Superbad
55.6s
Why would she end her high school career with me? Becca dated Eric Rosecrantz for like two years. Yeah, but he's a fucking idiot. You're a step up from that dick-load. That's why you need to stop... Will you get this? That's why you need to stop being a pussy and nail her. You could bang her before you leave. And I'm not gonna dance around it, she looks like a good fucker. I'm tired of you talking about her like that, man. What, you can talk about her all day and if I say one thing, it's blasphemy? Well, I don't constantly insult her. I'm not trying to insult her. I'm just saying that she looks like a good fucker, okay? She looks like she can take a dick. Some women pride themselves on their dick-taking abilities. Dick-taking abilities? You think that's good to say about someone? The fucked-up thing is, I actually do, okay? If a woman tried to compliment me on my dick-giving abilities, I'd be psyched. Hey, yo, Seth. What? Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday? - No. - Yeah.
