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What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?
Superbad
29.8s
- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
17.9s
All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad