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- You're an organ donor. - What? I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted. I give him shit for it too. All the time. I say, "It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead... ...they wanna tear your heart out." - They wanna tear your... - I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh. - Really funny. - There you go. I'm sorry, guys. I don't really have any information. He just hit me, and I didn't see what he looked like. - I don't know if I can help you. - You in a hurry? Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus. - Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.
Superbad
26.7s
No, you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed... ...because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy-tale name, you fuck! Jeez, man. It'll work. Give it a chance. Did you move my...? Where is my car? Oh, my God, man. What did I say to you? I told you not to park here. Why would you park in the staff parking lot? Shut the fuck up, Fogell. I mean, because you're not staff. I know that, Fagell! I know that!
Superbad
16.7s
Hey, man, are you sure it's cool that we're here with you? Oh, definitely, man. I'm essentially best friends with the guy... ...so a bunch of my buds are coming. We're gonna rock out with our cocks out. Just kidding. - We are gonna rock out. - Just go, just go. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Superbad
27.4s
On the upside, I think you look cool with a black eye. I'm just gonna throw that out there. I don't... I don't know. Well, thank you, smart guy. Thanks. That's actually why I'm here. Because I have to get a ton of cover-up for the grad photo. Oh, man. Fuck. And I'm gonna get Jules a new comforter. I have to get a comforter too. For college. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I just figured I would need one. So, Seth...
Superbad
23.2s
- I can't wait to see you. Evan? - Okay, bye. That was the first time I ever did coke. Off that bitch's nipple. That was so... - A little white sniff. - That was awesome. That was gorgeous. Hey, hey, hey. You guys, stay in this room, man. They're gonna kill that guy tonight. That chick's boyfriend is pissed. Yeah. He's a beast. I've been praying for a fight. I'm literally waking up and praying... ...to see a fucking fight. - Hey, hey, hey.
Superbad