What the fuck? Mark! You really wanna do this, man? Here we go. We're really gonna do this?
Superbad
29.8s
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.
Superbad
3.3s
- That looks terrible. - Yeah.
Superbad
32.1s
I told her what time it was. That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. - Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth. I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth. While you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be at State... ...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me. What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole. We got nothing. Nothing tonight, Fogell. No? Well, if nothing comes up, we can get shitfaced again, yeah? You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong. At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went... ...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
Superbad
27.7s
- I think it's him. - Is it him? - Hello? - Hey, Becca. Hi, I had a bad reception. So about your Goldslick... - Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there? It's nothing. It's just... I was just calling, you know, to see if you were coming... ...because I thought maybe you were stuck at, like, a nightclub... ...or a cocktail party or something. No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle. - Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.
Superbad
7.3s
Dude. Dude. We're so gonna get fucked up. - All right. - Hey.
Superbad
1.2s
To some girl.
Superbad
23.4s
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad
3.4s
Oh, no. Fuck.
Superbad
9.8s
Suck it in, my friend. Suck it long and deep. Enjoy it. McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
Superbad
2s
Thanks.
Superbad
12.7s
You know, I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it. Okay. I'm gonna need to see some identification.
Superbad
15.1s
Oh, man! Dude, this is crazy. She called, she said, "I can't wait for you to get there." That sounds like she fully wants it, man! Oh, yeah! Who's gonna give it to her, huh, my man? You, that's who. Man.
Superbad
3.3s
Yeah, seriously. How's it going with the ladies?
Superbad
2.7s
- I love you. - I love you.
Superbad
32.8s
What do we tell the girls, we couldn't do the one thing... ...we promised because we're dickless incompetents? Now we're never gonna bone because of that used tampon, Fogell. How'd he get into Dartmouth? I don't get it. He's got shit for brains. All right, how else can we get alcohol? - Yo, guys! What's up? - Fogell, where have you been, man? You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack. - Let me see it. Did you pussy out? - No, no, man. I got it. It's flawless. Check it. Hawaii? All right, that's good. It's hard to trace, I guess. Wait, you changed your name to McLovin?