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So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

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Oh, you got a stain too.

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Fuck off, Seth.

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No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...

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You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?

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Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.

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It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.

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So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.

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You saved me?

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- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...

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Fucking funny.

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- Fuck you, Evan! - Don't fucking touch me. Why did you do that? - You shined the light in my face. - You did too. - I'm driving. - We were playing Lightsabers. - Excuse me. - Oh, my God. Are you guys gonna make sure he's okay? - Check on him. - You check. - You go out there and check on him. - Fuck that. You go. Balls. Okay, we'll both go out there and check on him.

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Goldslick.

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You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.

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...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...

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But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.

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Hey. You dance hot. Thank you.

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Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?

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So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

Oh, you got a stain too.

Fuck off, Seth.

No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...

You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?

Because I'll do anything. Please, okay? Anything. Like, literally... ...fucking anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it.

It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.

So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.

You saved me?

- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...

Fucking funny.

Goldslick.

You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.

But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.

Hey. You dance hot. Thank you.

Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?