Mmm-mmm. Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't have to do it.
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7.5s
Goddamn! I'm alive. Oh! Oh, that's amazing!
Kick-Ass 2
3.2s
Hit Girl and Big Daddy had been the real deal.
Kick-Ass 2
2.9s
Hey, whoa. Absolutely not. No.
Kick-Ass 2
2.3s
I know, right. So...
Kick-Ass 2
1.2s
Hmm.
Kick-Ass 2
45s
Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
Kick-Ass 2
2.7s
Okay. Good, I don't wanna do it. Fine.
Kick-Ass 2
22.3s
I don't know what's worse, that you're fucking a 9th-grader or that you just got dumped by one. Whoa, whoa! Pedophile freak. It's not like that. Then what is it like? Please, tell me. I can't. It's to do with the Kick-Ass thing. I've got a secret for you. You remember Malik? Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange? His baton is so much bigger than Kick-Ass'. No. Yeah.
Kick-Ass 2
5s
If I ever catch you robbing again, shit-burger, I'm gonna go Saudi Arabia on your ass and cut your hand off.
Kick-Ass 2
4.9s
You know, all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
Kick-Ass 2
3.7s
Promise me you're done with your life of crime. I promise.
Kick-Ass 2
3.3s
What's the problem? Grass on the field, play ball. Right?
Kick-Ass 2
4.8s
Female suspect fleeing Flatbush. Under 5 feet. Masked. Armed with nunchucks and a sword.
Kick-Ass 2
6.4s
What do you think? I think you almost got me killed! No. What do you think of my line? "Pants on fire." I wrote a whole bunch of 'em.
Kick-Ass 2
8.7s
Let me take your temperature first. Oh, you're really clammy. I'll feel better after a nap-nap. Close your eyes. I'm gonna get you that soup.
Kick-Ass 2
10.7s
Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero. But Big Daddy? That was not your father, okay? That was someone who robbed you of your childhood. And this?