Hey, what the hell were you thinking? Yeah, I could ask you the same thing. I can't believe you lied to them. I wasn't gonna do nothing while you went to jail. I chose this. You should let me deal with the consequences. I thought you wanted me to grow up. Yeah? When you get a kid of your own one day, you'll understand. I'm gonna tell them the truth. No. Hey... It'll just make things worse. Look, I spoke to my attorney. He said they gotta let me out by tomorrow. No actual crime was committed.
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I'm not looking for revenge. Last thing I promised my dad was that I was gonna give this up.
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The feeling was indescribable.
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Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
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Seriously? I gotta ask. You're my best bud and you're growing up so fast.
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That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
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Gonna have to stay in there until you calm down, you lunatic.
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Come on, Javier, be cool. Sorry, Chris, but your mom pays me not to be cool.
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Don't touch that. Oh, I'm sorry. What is it? It's a last resort. Like if all else fails and you're about to die.
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Very nice. Behind you!
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Mindy, I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Min? Zero. Good. Because I don't like problems.
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19.1s
A bunch of people with made-up names standing around in homemade costumes, searching the web for unsolved crimes. The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases and headquarters on the moon, but this is the real world. ...scales, like a red, white and blue. It's awesome. What's that? Brick. Right.
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Maybe Night Bitch was right, which means Dad was, too.
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8.4s
Javier, what's going on? Chris, what's up? What are you doing on Lou's phone, huh? Drop yours in the toilet again? Everything okay?
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You were right. You gave it up.
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Guess we're the first ones here. This isn't where you have a party, moron. This is where you dump a dead body. What's your problem? I'm sorry.
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Are you not scared to die? Are you scared you're never gonna grow into your big boy pants? I'm serious. What if Spider-Man or Batman got killed one night? It could happen. If you're scared of dying, one thing is certain, you are going to die.
