What, you mean I'm not grounded? Well, just consider this awarning.
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3.9s
Cross my heart, hope to die.
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1.5s
Whoa!
Kick-Ass 2
1.3s
Mommy?
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1.4s
Who the hell are you?
Kick-Ass 2
9.7s
Can you believe I let Mindy beat the snot out of me for weeks just so I could get my ass kicked again? So much for a team. You ready to die? You faggot!
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10.4s
Yeah, I knew I recognized your voice. No, I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know no Marty. New guy. Hey, asshole, it's me, Dave.
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12.6s
You're wrong, Dave. My daddy was the first real superhero, not you or Red Mist. It was my daddy, and it was an honor to serve by his side.
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6.5s
Man, am I glad to see you. Is there anything I can do to help, sir? Yeah. I was hoping you can help me get a million hits on YouTube.
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5.2s
Don't worry, darling, I'm not gonna kill you. I want you to give a message to your boyfriend.
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5.2s
Whoa, whoa. That's my dad. Your dad's Kick-Ass? What? Yeah, he just gave himself up.
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4.4s
Look, he asked me to cut class and go to the mall. So, yeah, yeah, I did.
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1.9s
It was gonna be balls.
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21.3s
What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off the DVR? Yes. Yes, I did, Christopher. That was the one with Kick-Ass. Oh, Christopher, you've gotta stop obsessing over this superhero. He is not a superhero, Mom, he's a murderer. He blew up Dad with a bazooka, for fuck's sake! Your father died in a fire. A fire? What is your problem?
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18.1s
It doesn't matter what costume I wear, yours or mine, I'm a superhero. That's who I am. Okay, Captain Muffin-Muncher, have fun playing make-believe. This? This is all make-believe, Brooke. The reality is you're an evil bitch who's just as bad as the worst criminal scum.
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14.4s
Hey, queer bait, where are you going with those bags, man? Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12-inch strap on. I'm just taking a walk. This really isn't what I do. I usually just call the cops. Who are you talking to, man?
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9s
And Barbara's daughter, Brooke, is really nice. What am I supposed to talk to them about? I'd rather be water-boarded than listen to Justin Bieber. You're gonna be fine. I'm gonna be a disaster.
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9.4s
Uh, I'm just on a call. It was... You know, service round here, it sucks, man. Now give me the bags, faggot, before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
