Dave? Why are you dressed like Kick-Ass? Because I'm Kick-Ass. You two know each other? Yeah, like since we were five.
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Justice Forever!
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Call him "The Tumor." Who's next? All right, we've got, uh, an ex-Triad member looking for work. Easy, "Genghis Carnage." Come on.
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I'm alive. Dave, I'm so sorry.
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Mindy!
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You've never kissed a boy, have you?
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That all you got? No, I got my lethal zero G device. Bullshit.
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Oh, shit, Dave. What have you done?
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Good job. Nice jab, buddy. Come on, stay loose, baby. Walk it off, walk it off.
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What is it?
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Well, I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and killed coming home from the opera. Did I tell you that sick bastard maxed out their credit cards on porno sites? I hope we get the chance to say hello to this guy someday so I can personally levitate his soul from his body. Oh, my God. Marty?
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Holy shit. What the hell is that?
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Hey. Where's the rest of the team? Dr. Gravity has the flu, and Remembering Tommy got Book of Mormon tickets, so... That's okay.
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Javier! What happened? Some douche just posted a link to a story about a whorehouse, says that Kick-Ass' team took them out. What the hell? Where's my crew? Chris, everybody's just...
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They'll take care of the bad guys. We better skedaddle before they get here.
