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I always wondered why no one tried to be a superhero before me. It turns out somebody had. Mindy Macready. After her dad died, his old partner on the force, Marcus, became her guardian. Is that a Pink Pony bag she's wearing? Nice backpack. Thanks. Steal it from a six year old? Marcus dropped her off every day. But as soon as he was gone, so was she.

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You just have to be brave.

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So we tried the cops and tried the newspapers, and even set up a, you know, athing on the Internet for people to help us find Tommy.

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Please. Don't go.

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Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. It's because the real world needs real heroes.

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Female suspect fleeing Flatbush. Under 5 feet. Masked. Armed with nunchucks and a sword.

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You know, all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

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I don't know what's worse, that you're fucking a 9th-grader or that you just got dumped by one. Whoa, whoa! Pedophile freak. It's not like that. Then what is it like? Please, tell me. I can't. It's to do with the Kick-Ass thing. I've got a secret for you. You remember Malik? Dude who volunteers at your needle exchange? His baton is so much bigger than Kick-Ass'. No. Yeah.

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Promise me you're done with your life of crime. I promise.

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Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero. But Big Daddy? That was not your father, okay? That was someone who robbed you of your childhood. And this?

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Is that blood?

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What's the problem? Grass on the field, play ball. Right?

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I gotta go. But we were gonna go and get high on bath salts at Logan's house. Mindy, I wanna give you a chance that the rest of the girls in our class would kill for. Don't you wanna walk out the door every day in skin-tight clothes knowing that everyone worships you? Don't you wanna sneak out at night, raise a little hell, and show the world what a strong, independent woman is capable of?

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This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

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Hi, Detective Williams. This must be Mindy. It is. Hi, Brooke. You girls have fun and I'll pick you up in the morning, okay? I'll be the one with the slit wrists. No, you're gonna be the one that gets the awesome manicure. I am? Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

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It was amazing!

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That is no fair fight. Team meeting tomorrow. I'll e-mail you the address.

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Chris, just because your mom liked to get a little freaky now. I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense.

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You just have to be brave.

So we tried the cops and tried the newspapers, and even set up a, you know, athing on the Internet for people to help us find Tommy.

Please. Don't go.

Superheroes can't exist in the real world for a reason. It's because the real world needs real heroes.

Female suspect fleeing Flatbush. Under 5 feet. Masked. Armed with nunchucks and a sword.

You know, all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.

Promise me you're done with your life of crime. I promise.

Your father was like a brother to me. He was a great cop and a hero. But Big Daddy? That was not your father, okay? That was someone who robbed you of your childhood. And this?

Is that blood?

What's the problem? Grass on the field, play ball. Right?

This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

Hi, Detective Williams. This must be Mindy. It is. Hi, Brooke. You girls have fun and I'll pick you up in the morning, okay? I'll be the one with the slit wrists. No, you're gonna be the one that gets the awesome manicure. I am? Mmm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

It was amazing!

That is no fair fight. Team meeting tomorrow. I'll e-mail you the address.

Chris, just because your mom liked to get a little freaky now. I know what my role is in this, Javier. My dad was a crime boss, so it just makes sense.