You're the best, man! Only problem, I was still on my own.
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9.9s
I've been bullied my whole life for being gay, so now I stand up for the defenseless. That's why I don't wear a mask. Too much like being back in the closet.
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2.5s
Jersey Shore motherfucker!
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7.2s
Mindy! What the hell? First you almost get me killed, then you stand me up. Dave, I'm sorry. I mean, I... You are?
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2s
Uh...
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14.2s
I understand that you don't know who that person is yet, but you will, you've just gotta try. I don't want to. You don't know what you want. You can't. You're not an adult, not yet. Yeah, well, I've done more in my 15 years than most adults have in their lifetime.
Kick-Ass 2
10.6s
Dude. You got a secret elevator to your underground headquarters. Yeah. The guy I told you about owns this place. It's like a real-life bat-cave. I know, right. Oh, yeah.
Kick-Ass 2
10.3s
Okay, okay. Uh, Red Mist... Red Mist was my superhero name. Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker.
Kick-Ass 2
6.8s
Beware Dr. Gravity! You had to admire the Doctor's enthusiasm. I couldn't wait to meet his friends.
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4.3s
All right, we'll let you off the hook this time, Battle Guy.
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3.7s
You can't go. People need you.
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1.8s
You got my soup?
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14s
That's terrible, guys. I'm real sorry. I became Night Bitch after my sister was murdered and found in a dumpster. Holy shit. Doesn't bring her back, but at least I'm doing something positive about it. Insect Man. Yeah, um...
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7.7s
I'm a supervillain. It's evolution. Come on, come on. Just put those things down before you hurt somebody, Chris. That's not my name.
Kick-Ass 2
3s
No, Todd. Chris, your tutor's here.
Kick-Ass 2
15.3s
Say "hey" to Mindy, ladies. Hey. I know you. You're that freshman who took a ride on Dave Lizewski's disco stick. I did not ride his... If you just blew him, you're totes a virgin, right? She didn't blow him, look at her. Then what? Rim job? Hand job? Fingerbang? Sweet-Ryan-Seacrest, you at least kissed him, right?
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12.7s
Um... Okay. Well, when I found you guys online, you were all swapping these awesome origin stories. I mean, Colonel, you're ex-Mafia, for Christ's sake. Yo. Don't take the Lord's name in vain. I'm sorry.
Kick-Ass 2
23.5s
I always wondered why no one tried to be a superhero before me. It turns out somebody had. Mindy Macready. After her dad died, his old partner on the force, Marcus, became her guardian. Is that a Pink Pony bag she's wearing? Nice backpack. Thanks. Steal it from a six year old? Marcus dropped her off every day. But as soon as he was gone, so was she.
