Your first big date. How are you feeling? Like the first time Big Daddy sent me into a crack den with nothing but a penknife.
Kick-Ass 2
8.7s
My dad was a decent man. All he ever did was try and give me a good life, and I told him no one would notice when he was gone.
Kick-Ass 2
8.2s
Yeah, well, screw you guys. Todd... No, really. Fuck you guys. I'm gonna go find my own team. Todd. Wait. Come on.
Kick-Ass 2
6.9s
Mindy, I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Min? Zero. Good. Because I don't like problems.
Kick-Ass 2
3.1s
You were right. You gave it up.
Kick-Ass 2
1.4s
What's wrong?
Kick-Ass 2
19.1s
A bunch of people with made-up names standing around in homemade costumes, searching the web for unsolved crimes. The comic book heroes all have billion-dollar bases and headquarters on the moon, but this is the real world. ...scales, like a red, white and blue. It's awesome. What's that? Brick. Right.
Kick-Ass 2
8.4s
Javier, what's going on? Chris, what's up? What are you doing on Lou's phone, huh? Drop yours in the toilet again? Everything okay?
Kick-Ass 2
6.3s
Mindy beat me like morning wood every day for three weeks. Come on. Guard up! Left, right, guard up!
Kick-Ass 2
4.6s
Maybe Night Bitch was right, which means Dad was, too.
Kick-Ass 2
2.3s
I've got some butterflies.
Kick-Ass 2
2.2s
Then why is it worse?
Kick-Ass 2
1.7s
Watch the birdie.
Kick-Ass 2
11.6s
All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
Kick-Ass 2
10.5s
Saving your whiny ass! No! I won't let you have this. I'd rather die! What is wrong with you, dude? This is not a comic book, it's real life!
