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Please stop. How much of you is traumatized? 2%? 1%?

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We're dead?

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Oh, God. She keeps turning... Turn around. Just look that way. Just turn around. Why is she... Okay. I think it's over. We still did that. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay. We still did that. Hello. What are you doing in your Jumperoo? This never happened. We're gonna finish that. We will finish that. FYI, we're gonna do it in every room. And this time, I'm going to ejaculate. Just because we have a house and a baby doesn't mean that we're old people. No. Fuck old people. Old people don't fuck like we just did. Baby, I nearly came. This is like The Brady Bunch. I know! What's nice about the house is that it looks like every penny we have is inside of it. So, at least it looks like it. It's legitimate, right? Neighbors. Hey. Hi.

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You don't know that. People could want it for after. Like, for cuddling, and it's like a love... Okay, you're right. It's just a limp dick. Hey, you boys have to go digital. Look at that 3-D printer go. Look at it go! That's awesome.

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Teddy, how much time we got? Just a couple minutes, and then we pour in the latex. We've got Delta Psi dildos we can merchandise.

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Wait. You guys shaved? Dude, I texted you. I said, "Shave." I thought we were taking pictures. I cleaned up a little, but... Not your face.

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We're supposed to have boners? Yeah. Nobody wants a limp dildo.

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Oh, God, I can't keep my boner much longer.

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That was so much worse than I thought.

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Are you talking to me? - Yes. - Yes. Are you talking to me? Yes! Yes! No, you talking to me. Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else here. I don't see anyone else here, either! We're trying to talk to you. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides..." What the fuck are you doing? That's the wrong Sam Jackson speech! Are you talking to me, or are you talking to him?

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Epic night! Crazy! I owe you, man. - I really needed that. - Thank you so much. Yeah, again, if you can just generally kind of, you know, keep it down. Just keep it down. Just keep it down. Low. That would be... That would be fucking... That would be trill. You really want us to keep it down? Yeah, like, every night. Yeah, try to keep it down. I'll give it the old college try. Nice! That was good. Nice. Cool, cool. How is that? Just make sure if we're too noisy, you call me first. Don't call the cops, okay? Okay. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Do you promise? I promise. Do you promise? I promise. We promise. You promise? Okay. Because a promise is a big deal to me. Okay- Okay- We promise. Thank you so much, guys. I hope you guys come over and try and hang with us some more. Yeah, dope, dope. Cool. It was a good time. I'll go tell them to shh! Yeah. See you guys- Great night!

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Penis completed. Now I can go to class while my dick prints. Where did you get that? Got it at my architecture lab. Pretty cool, right? Wow. Man, you should go to class sometime. We have excellent facilities that, like, no one uses. All right, let's pull these bad boys off and see what we've got. We're good? Yeah. Let's do it. This is like Christmas. Oh! Wow. Whoa.

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What the fuck? Oh, my God! Oh, no! Oh, no! We can't be the only people in the neighborhood who are sick of this bullshit, you know. We've gotta get everyone on our side. We could lead a revolution. Oh, no.

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You shouldn't have called the cops, bro! Okay- Okay, very good. Very good. Okay. Congratulations. You better put that in the recycling bin. All Of it. All Of it.

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Oh! Shit! Okay. Ha-ha. Sorry, man. Sorry my ball just got in your face.

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Whoa. Hey, man, buy him dinner first. Fuck this bush!

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It's finally happening.

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Dicks in our hands.

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