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- You got in? - We got right in. - Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you! Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted. What the fuck?! You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night. That sounds like a lot of fun. You know, I'd love to go do something like that sometime. Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like... ...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these... ...fun, sort of, little, you know, events. I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together. We were going to, but we got into different schools. Really? That sucks.

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You fucking killed her! No!

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- Don't touch that. - What are you...? - I'm not a piece of meat. - You two are funny.

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Give me a fucking warning before you do it. I'll scare him out of wherever he's hiding. This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car. This is your fault, you piece of...

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Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.

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What about, like, Perfect Ten? Something like that, you know? Like Perfect Ten? Because that could be any number of things. They can't really get you for that. That could be, like, a bowling website.

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Yes. Oh, my God. It worked. It worked. We won. We won.

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- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...

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What the fuck, man?

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Come on, guys, let's go!

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- Oh, shit! - You're not coming. Tell your fucking faggot friend he can't come either. So Jesse wanted me to tell you... ...you're a fucking faggot and can't come to his party. You really bitched out back there, man. I bitched out? You bitched out, man, you fucking Judas. You fucking left me hanging. Did you want me to dive in front of his spit?

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If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Okay? In other words, if you consider I as a constant... ...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.

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I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year. Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.

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Fuck.

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So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.

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Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?

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No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...

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So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.

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