Oh, shit. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, bro. Tiger got out of the cage, man. All right? I'm sorry. Come on, Mark. Let's just chill. Everyone just chill out.
Superbad
9.8s
Hey, so did you bring a condom for tonight? You brought a condom with you? Yeah. I figured I might as well, you know? I brought a little bottle of spermicidal lube too.
Superbad
1.7s
Fagell?
Superbad
1.1s
Come on, go.
Superbad
2.1s
- Yes! - Beginner's luck. Beginner's luck.
Superbad
2.6s
Hello, hello. Hey, guys.
Superbad
2.7s
I didn't puke on you, did I?
Superbad
33.2s
That's fun. Why do they make that? If you can't even win, then why am I fucking playing? Do you wanna go see what my dad has? What the fuck?
Superbad
14.6s
That's because of all the other fun shit I'm off doing. I'd love to be at all of them, but... Why weren't you at Dimitri's on Saturday? There was so many things going on. I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance. - What did you do? - Saturday was a crazy night for me.
Superbad
2.7s
I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years.
Superbad
2.3s
That was a fast kid.
Superbad
12.3s
Seth's parents were throwing a party. We got to hang around adults, which was a nice change of pace. You converse, you talk to people and they have interesting stories. I talked to a man who claimed he had climbed five mountains in his life.
Superbad
39s
- I'm an amateur. I kind of... - That looks like an M&M. Longer face? Bigger nose? Would you say his mouth was wider? Open? A gap? Is there another squad car in the area that could be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay, so just walk me through again what this guy did. He... He... He came in, he's wielding... He's wielding something. He hits this small gentleman in the slacks. And then he jumps over you, he feels you up, violates you. - I did not say that. - No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already, I have an exam tomorrow. Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterinary exam!
Superbad
3.2s
Nothing. It's my attempt at humor. I was just...
Superbad
24.1s
- Evan, hey. - Hey, Becca. - Hey, thank you for your pen. - Hey. No problem. No, no, don't worry. No worries. You keep it. You won't have to borrow one again because you'll have that one. - Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it. So I was gonna ask you... ...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend? - It should be fun. - I heard. I... It's a maybe. - Really? - For me at the moment.
Superbad
8s
This is something a smart person wouldn't do. Look, just act cool and act casual, and try and look old. We'll get the booze and get the fuck out of here, okay?
Superbad
8s
Don't do it, kid. I never had a choice.
Superbad
13.6s
Where's all the stolen liquor? Did you hide it up your butt? Piss off! I was gonna do it, but there was a security breach. You never would've done it. Let's go to a liquor store and watch your stupid ID get rejected. Wait, I'm gonna go put my vest back in my locker.
