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- Yeah, sure. - Fine with me. Why not? Everyone should hold a gun at least a couple times. Yeah, there you go. - Have a blast. - "Have a blast." - That's funny. - I've never held one of these before. - Are they hard to shoot? - If you're Michaels, they are. - He can't shoot worth dick. - What? I can shoot. What are you...? Wait. - I can't shoot worth dick? - You cannot shoot. - I shot that cat last week. - It was already dead, man. - I still shot it. - That cat was dead. There's only one way to settle this, guys.
Superbad
20.7s
So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
Superbad
29.8s
I should've told you. I don't know why I didn't. Don't... No, don't be sorry. I should be sorry. I was being a dick. I was being a big dick to you. No, I... Listen, Seth, I want you to know, I don't wanna live with Fogell. I never wanted to live with him. I just don't... I ha... I'm afraid to live with strangers. I can't. I can't do it.
Superbad
32.1s
I told her what time it was. That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my entire life. - Can I hear it again? You have time? - Yeah, yeah, Seth. I'll miss your knee-slappers when me and Evan are at Dartmouth. While you guys are at Dartmouth, I'll be at State... ...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me. What are you guys doing tonight? Asshole. We got nothing. Nothing tonight, Fogell. No? Well, if nothing comes up, we can get shitfaced again, yeah? You're always calling me a pussy, but today you're wrong. At lunch, I'm going to the same place Mike Snider went... ...to pick up my brand-new fake ID.
Superbad
27.7s
- I think it's him. - Is it him? - Hello? - Hey, Becca. Hi, I had a bad reception. So about your Goldslick... - Guys, shut up. - Hey, what's going on over there? It's nothing. It's just... I was just calling, you know, to see if you were coming... ...because I thought maybe you were stuck at, like, a nightclub... ...or a cocktail party or something. No, no, I'm gonna be there for sure. Full throttle. - Charlie's Angels 2. - Awesome.
Superbad
23.4s
- I should buy Becca alcohol? - Yeah, it'll be pimp. That way you know she'll be drunk. You know when girls say: "I was so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy." We could be that mistake! Have you talked to Fogell? All right, you talk to Becca. I'll talk to that retard, Fogell. Don't worry. - Seth, get off the field! - Goal. - You're getting that! - No, I'm not!
Superbad