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-There's your college tuition. -I mean, I… I don't know what to say. You know what? You deserve it. Thank you. -You deserve it. -[chuckles] [Howard] You know… [chuckles] …I'm proud of you. I don't know why, I've always felt sorta like a father figure to you. -Hmm? -Not a father, but, you know, like a… an uncle maybe or a cousin. Kinda like a… a… a big brother.
Fatherhood
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I think I know why Oscar and Rose insisted I come today. -I think we're being set up. -Oh, wow. -I told 'em to stop trying. -[chuckles] -Funny thing is I said the same thing. -Yeah? We should mess with 'em. Throw your drink in my face, make it look real bad. Or we could break up with them as friends. You know what? I've been looking for new white people. [laughing] I have. I really have. -There's plenty here. So… -[chuckles] What do you do? Uh, I'm an animator. An animator? That's cool. That's different. I, uh… I work with this guy. I work with Oscar. [woman and Oscar chuckle] -Hey. -That's my name. Don't wear it out. Just kidding. You can say it as much as you want.
Fatherhood
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Okay. You know, if you wanna call me anything like, "Your Highness," or like, my mom was gonna name me Majesty. Anything along those lines is great. Okay. Noted. -Mm-hmm. -What about Hank? [laughing] [chuckles] What about Hank? Why? -You said anything I want. -Okay. -Okay? -Okay, we'll… we'll test it out. -Okay. Let's test it out right now. -Is that a deal? Okay. We'll test it out. Go. Go get in the… go get in the house safe, Hank. -[Lizzie laughing] Oh my God. -[Matt laughs] -Thanks for the good time, Hank. -[Lizzie in deep voice] Hank! -[in deep voice] Hank! -[Lizzie] Good night! [Matt] No, all right, stop it. That's enough. Thank you.
Fatherhood
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I… I would've assumed you'd have written something, but you said, "No, I'm freestyling this." Okay, we done? 'Cause I can't do this right now. -Please. -No. Nope, Matt. Look at me. -You can, and let me tell you why. -You're not listening to me. Remember Camp Winapoo? You remember we went to Camp Winapoo? -I do. -And you got the poison ivy in your face. Your face started blistering. It was… it was bubbling, and the bumps… Then the bumps was poppin', so you had pus comin' out of your face. And you looked crazy as hell, right? You came to lunch, and your crush was there, Marcy. You used to love Marcy. And when she saw him, she screamed.
Fatherhood