I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.
Fatherhood
10.4s
If there's one piece of advice that I could give you about bringing up a kid… Let go.
Fatherhood
8.4s
Oh, do you prefer my false teeth in or out? Leave 'em in, just in case I mess up, so I got something to blame it on. Sure.
Fatherhood
2.1s
Hey! Jordan!
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6.1s
Why are you guys so tough? Like, what… what is it that happens in nun camp that makes you guys this strict?
Fatherhood
3.5s
What if a boy wanted to come to school dressed in a skirt?
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1.2s
[doorbell rings]
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1.7s
-[grunts] -[giggles]
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11.1s
Hiyo! Oh, where's mom? Oh, mom's an astronaut trainin' at NASA. Where is mom today? Oh, mom is servin' time in San Quentin. Where's her mom?
Fatherhood
3s
-Pretty great. -What are the odds? What are the odds, you know?
Fatherhood
3.4s
Jordan, I swear to God. -Why you ballin' up your fists? -Swear to God. Stop.
Fatherhood
3.7s
Have we left him waiting long enough? Eh.
Fatherhood
7.4s
-'Cause she was strong and smart. -[chuckles] You… you know, you remind me a lot of her.
Fatherhood
1s
Yeah.
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1.2s
Maddy Logelin?
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9.8s
I mean, you know, you're great, and you're great and… It's just, uh… -It's not a setup though. You know? -Got it. Got it. -Very smooth, by the way, Oscar. -Yeah.
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1s
Two kisses.
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3.6s
Matthew, darling, we've been talking-- We think you should move back to Minnesota.
