There are no good tech jobs at home. My friends are here. Your friends are kind of weird. Okay. That may be true, but they're my friends, Ma. Liz is here.
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I'm proud.
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Already done. We heard her crying.
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Got it.
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Mommy. Mommy would be proud right now.
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Not without Liz.
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[door closes]
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Agreed.
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You're so strong.
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Have you ever watched it?
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And Mommy was the best. She was just like you.
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[upbeat instrumental music playing]
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Oh my gosh. There's a booger on your shirt. -Take it off now! Take it off now! -[laughing]
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I gave the baby colic. No, that's… that's not how colic works. [voice breaks] I'm not washing my hands, and I'm touching the baby. And that's how I gave the baby colic. You don't give a baby colic. It's more of a digestive thing.
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If there's one piece of advice that I could give you about bringing up a kid… Let go.
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Oh, do you prefer my false teeth in or out? Leave 'em in, just in case I mess up, so I got something to blame it on. Sure.
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Hey! Jordan!
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Why are you guys so tough? Like, what… what is it that happens in nun camp that makes you guys this strict?